Difference between revisions of "The Way We Weren't/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Marge''': (walking funny) I used to walk like this until my tendons snapped. They heard it in Shelbyville. | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': (walking funny) I used to walk like this until my tendons snapped. They heard it in [[Shelbyville]]. |
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| − | :'''Homer''': I'm Elvis! Elvis Jagger. Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar. | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': I'm Elvis! Elvis Jagger. Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar. |
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| − | :'''Lisa''': Dad, how could you? | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad, how could you? |
| − | :'''Milhouse''': Because he's the kind who kisses and leaves you! | + | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': Because he's the kind who kisses and leaves you! |
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| − | :'''Bart''': Men are dogs, the worse we treat you, the more you want us. | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Men are dogs, the worse we treat you, the more you want us. |
:'''Lisa''': That's not what dogs do. | :'''Lisa''': That's not what dogs do. | ||
:'''Bart''': Lisa said, "Dog doo!" | :'''Bart''': Lisa said, "Dog doo!" | ||
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:'''Homer''': (crying) I'm so lame! | :'''Homer''': (crying) I'm so lame! | ||
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| − | :'''Milhouse''' (while playing "Spin the Bottle"): Round and round the bottle twirls, I hope it stops on one of the girls. (the bottle lands on Sherri and Terri's cousin) I hope you like the taste of ringworm medicine. | + | :'''Milhouse''' (while playing "Spin the Bottle"): Round and round the bottle twirls, I hope it stops on one of the girls. (the bottle lands on [[Sherri and Terri's cousin]]) I hope you like the taste of ringworm medicine. |
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:'''Marge''': You won't be kissing anyone for a while. | :'''Marge''': You won't be kissing anyone for a while. | ||
Revision as of 14:13, September 14, 2011
- Marge: (walking funny) I used to walk like this until my tendons snapped. They heard it in Shelbyville.
- Homer: I'm Elvis! Elvis Jagger. Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar.
- Bart: Men are dogs, the worse we treat you, the more you want us.
- Lisa: That's not what dogs do.
- Bart: Lisa said, "Dog doo!"
- Bart: Let me get this straight. When you were my age, you had the hots for Mom and didn't even know it? That's cool! Or is it lame? I guess I'll go with lame. You're lame!
- Homer: Why, because I've only kissed one girl in my whole life? That's still one more than you.
- Bart: I've kissed 3 girls.
- Homer: (crying) I'm so lame!
- Milhouse (while playing "Spin the Bottle"): Round and round the bottle twirls, I hope it stops on one of the girls. (the bottle lands on Sherri and Terri's cousin) I hope you like the taste of ringworm medicine.
- Marge: You won't be kissing anyone for a while.
- Homer: Well, that stinks, but I'll still get to kiss you, right?
