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Difference between revisions of "Presidents' Song"

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'''Presidents' Song''' is a song from a play that the children of [[Springfield Elementary School]] put on in the episode [[I Love Lisa]].  The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and [[Jeff Martin]] and the lyrics by Martin and [[Frank Mula]].  It is the forty-first track on the album [[Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons]].
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#REDIRECT [[We Are the Mediocre Presidents]]
 
 
==Lyrics==
 
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''':
 
:''Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and picking up after yourselves. (someone coughs) We begin with a tribute to our lesser-known Presidents.''
 
 
 
:(''drum roll, a bugle plays "Hail to the Chief"'')
 
 
 
:'''Children''':
 
:We are the mediocre Presidents.
 
:You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents.
 
:There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and there's Hayes,
 
:There's William Henry Harrison.
 
 
 
:'''Harrison''':
 
:I died in thirty days!
 
 
 
:'''Children''':
 
:We...
 
:Are...
 
:The...
 
:Adequate, forgettable,
 
:Occasionally regrettable
 
:Caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.!
 
 
 
:(''bugle plays "Hail to the Chief," trombone plays "Shave and a Haircut," tuba plays "Two bits"'')
 
 
 
:(''applause'')
 
 
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 

Latest revision as of 15:06, August 14, 2011