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− | <option>====Homer: Glowsticks, get your angel glowsticks! No one gets into Heaven without a glowstick.<br />Flanders: I'll take four!====</option>
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− | <option>====Homer: Marge, it's uter''us'', not uter–''you''.====</option>
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− | <option>====Homer: I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or about to lie, or just got finished lying. But NOT…WHEN I'M TELLING…THE TRUTH!====</option>
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− | <option>===="You don't have to be crazy to be committed here, but it helps." — Sign on the wall of the New Bedlam Insane Asylum====</option>
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− | <option>===="Today, our town lost what remains of its fragile civility, drowned in a sea of low–fat pudding. We are a town of lowbrows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. Thirty-two bars, but no alternative theater. Thirteen stores that begin with 'Le Sex.' I write this letter not to nag or whine, but to prod. We ''can'' better ourselves!" — Lisa Simpson====</option>
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− | <option>====Homer: Come 'ere, boy, I wanna show you something.<br />Bart: What's that? A homemade bat?<br />Homer: It's something very special: a homemade bat.====</option>
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− | <option>====Bart: Buy me ''Bonestorm'' or go to hell!<br />Homer: Young man, in this house we use a little word called "please".====</option>
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− | <option>===="Family, religion, friendship: These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business." — C. Montgomery Burns====</option>
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− | <option>===="I can't take this anymore. I want my soul, and I want it now!" — Bart Simpson====</option>
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− | <option>===="I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. ''And I want in!''" — Homer Simpson====</option>
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− | <option>====Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike; you just go in everyday and do it really half-assed—''that's'' the American way.====</option>
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− | <option>====Homer: Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service. But those were all dead ends. I think this chair is the answer.====</option>
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− | <option>===="New York is a hellhole; and you know how I feel about hellholes." — Homer Simpson====</option>
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