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'''Lionel Hutz''': Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against "The Never-Ending Story"! | '''Lionel Hutz''': Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against "The Never-Ending Story"! | ||
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Revision as of 22:25, September 13, 2010
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against "The Never-Ending Story"!
Moe: Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone.
Barney: What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!
Homer: Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and… um… Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman.
Lionel Hutz: Homer, I don't use the word "hero" very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
Bart: I'll show them who's "just a kid!"
Marge: Bart, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams!
Ruth: I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that "TIME" cover story, "America's Worst City."
Marge: You could see our house in that photo!
Lawyer: Your honor, I'd like to show the court just how much shrimp Mr. Simpson ate. Bring it in boys!
Aide: Eighteen thousand letters, all addressed to Santa Claus.
Lawyer: You want the People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle. That's next door.
