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Difference between revisions of "Fraudcast News/Quotes"

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:'''[[Homer]]''': All my daughter ever did was tell people to think for themselves. I may be her father, but when I grow up, I wanna be just like her, except still a dude.
 
:'''[[Homer]]''': All my daughter ever did was tell people to think for themselves. I may be her father, but when I grow up, I wanna be just like her, except still a dude.
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Now get out!
 
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Now get out!
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I can't! My mom's not picking me up for an hour.
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I can't! My mom's not picking me up for an hour.
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:'''Burns''': So, what do you think of today’s popular music scene.
 
:'''Burns''': So, what do you think of today’s popular music scene.
 
:'''Lisa''': I think it distracts people from more important social issues.
 
:'''Lisa''': I think it distracts people from more important social issues.
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:'''Kent''': We'll miss you, Geezer Rock.
 
:'''Kent''': We'll miss you, Geezer Rock.
 
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:'''Mr. Burns''': Well, I guess it's impossible for one man to control all the media. Unless, of course, you're [[Rupert Murdoch]]. (Looks at camera) He is one beautiful man.
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:'''Mr. Burns''': Well, I guess it's impossible for one man to control all the media. Unless, of course, you're [[Rupert Murdoch]]. (''Looks at camera'') He is one beautiful man.
 
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:'''Lisa''': Nelson, what journalistic skills do you have?
 
:'''Lisa''': Nelson, what journalistic skills do you have?
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:'''[[Bart]]''': What's the big deal about a rock that looks like a dude? I've got a dad that looks like a monkey!
 
:'''[[Bart]]''': What's the big deal about a rock that looks like a dude? I've got a dad that looks like a monkey!
:(Homer is humped over, scratching his crotch and eating a banana.)
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:(''Homer is humped over, scratching his crotch and eating a banana''.)
:'''Homer''': (Scoffs) Bart! You promised you'd stop making that comparison! (Grabs Bart to strangle him.)
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:'''Homer''': (''Scoffs'') Bart! You promised you'd stop making that comparison! (''Grabs Bart to strangle him''.)
 
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:'''Homer''': I'm gonna pull an all-nighter for my daughter! Marge! Go put on a pot of coffee! Drink it. And start making hamburgers!
 
:'''Homer''': I'm gonna pull an all-nighter for my daughter! Marge! Go put on a pot of coffee! Drink it. And start making hamburgers!
  
 
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Revision as of 11:33, September 19, 2010



Homer: All my daughter ever did was tell people to think for themselves. I may be her father, but when I grow up, I wanna be just like her, except still a dude.

Mr. Burns: Now get out!
Lisa: I can't! My mom's not picking me up for an hour.
(long pause)
Burns: So, what do you think of today’s popular music scene.
Lisa: I think it distracts people from more important social issues.
Burns: My god, are you always on!?

Kent Brockman: The town still mourns the loss of its venerable old man.
Mr Burns: Here it comes.
Kent: Beloved by children.
Mr Burns: Ah yes, the little ones.
Kent: Thought to be thousands of years old.
Mr Burns: I have been 89 for a while now.
Kent: We'll miss you, Geezer Rock.

Mr. Burns: Well, I guess it's impossible for one man to control all the media. Unless, of course, you're Rupert Murdoch. (Looks at camera) He is one beautiful man.

Lisa: Nelson, what journalistic skills do you have?
Nelson: I dunno, making nerds cry?
Lisa: Great, you'll be our TV critic.

Bart: What's the big deal about a rock that looks like a dude? I've got a dad that looks like a monkey!
(Homer is humped over, scratching his crotch and eating a banana.)
Homer: (Scoffs) Bart! You promised you'd stop making that comparison! (Grabs Bart to strangle him.)

Homer: I'm gonna pull an all-nighter for my daughter! Marge! Go put on a pot of coffee! Drink it. And start making hamburgers!

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