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| + | :'''[[Lenny]]''': "The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey [[Moe]], give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff." | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''[[Homer]]''': "Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall… aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try!" | ||
| + | :'''[[Marge]]''': "What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?" | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep." | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Is this the executive office of the ball club." | ||
| + | :'''Caretaker''': "Nope, this is the equipment shed." | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Is that it?" | ||
| + | :'''Caretaker''': "That's where we keep the water heater." | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Is…" | ||
| + | :'''Caretaker''': "That's a tractor." | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "I see." | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland?" | ||
| + | :'''[[Bart]] and [[Lisa]]''': "Meh." | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "But the TV gave me the impression that--" | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': "We said, "Meh."" | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': "M-E-H. Meh." | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not when I am telling the truth!" | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Got a problem, Bart?" | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': "The girl at school won't go to the dance with me." | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': ''(childish singing)'' "Bart's got a girlfriend!" | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': "No I don't, that's the problem." | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': ''(childish singing)'' "Bart's got a problem!" | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "So I gave the guy directions, even though I didn't know the way. Because that's the kind of guy I am this week." | ||
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| + | {{Season 12 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 06:08, January 17, 2011
- Lenny: "The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey Moe, give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff."
- Homer: "Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall… aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try!"
- Marge: "What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?"
- Homer: "It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep."
- Homer: "Is this the executive office of the ball club."
- Caretaker: "Nope, this is the equipment shed."
- Homer: "Is that it?"
- Caretaker: "That's where we keep the water heater."
- Homer: "Is…"
- Caretaker: "That's a tractor."
- Homer: "I see."
- Homer: "Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland?"
- Bart and Lisa: "Meh."
- Homer: "But the TV gave me the impression that--"
- Bart: "We said, "Meh.""
- Lisa: "M-E-H. Meh."
- Homer: "I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not when I am telling the truth!"
- Homer: "Got a problem, Bart?"
- Bart: "The girl at school won't go to the dance with me."
- Lisa: (childish singing) "Bart's got a girlfriend!"
- Bart: "No I don't, that's the problem."
- Lisa: (childish singing) "Bart's got a problem!"
- Homer: "So I gave the guy directions, even though I didn't know the way. Because that's the kind of guy I am this week."
