Difference between revisions of "I Married Marge/Quotes"
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:'''Homer''': 1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young. | :'''Homer''': 1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young. | ||
| − | + | :''Flashback to 1980. "The Logical Song" by Supertramp plays in the background. Homer is shown working at one of his old jobs on Sir Putt-a-Lot's Minature Golf Course. Homer's boss opens up a door to the minature windmill. | |
| + | :'''Homer's Boss''': Whoa Homer! Not so fast! | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Sorry, sir. How about this? | ||
| + | :''Homer slows down his turning the windmill blades.'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer's Boss''': Now you are getting it! Good work! Keep it up Homer, and you may one day be the man who hands the customers their putters at the first hole. | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Nice. | ||
| + | :''Cut to present. Homer sees a distracted Bart.'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': BART! I am trying to tell a bit of family history! May I have some attention? | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Yeah, yeah. You got promoted at the minature golf course, the end. What a great story! Hey, do not blame me, television caused a short attention span. | ||
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| + | :''Homer is on a date with Marge. They have just seen "[[wikipedia:The Empire Strikes Back|Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back]]". The exit the first show as the infamous "[[wikipedia:Imperial March|Imperial March]]" is playing in the background. Customers are in line for the second show of the evening.'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Wow! Who would have ever guessed Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father? | ||
| + | :'''Moviegoers''': Oh come on! Thanks a lot! Why did you have to spoil it for us?! | ||
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| + | :''After seeing "The Empire Strikes Back" Homer takes Marge to his workplace, where they sneak inside the minature castle and watch golf balls travel down ramps.'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Someday I will buy you a real castle. | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': Oh Homer, you do not have to do that! | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Oh! Whew, that is a relief! You know Marge, looking at you I see the beauty of Princess Lea and the wisdom of Yoda. | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': Homer, maybe it is the Champale talking, but I think you are pretty sexy yourself. | ||
| + | :''Romantic music plays as Homer and Marge make love, which is not seen by the audience. On the minature golf course, a customer hits a golf ball into a hard-to-hit hole that says "FREE GAME", causing the castle to light up the night.'' | ||
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Revision as of 13:31, June 15, 2010
- Homer: 1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young.
- Flashback to 1980. "The Logical Song" by Supertramp plays in the background. Homer is shown working at one of his old jobs on Sir Putt-a-Lot's Minature Golf Course. Homer's boss opens up a door to the minature windmill.
- Homer's Boss: Whoa Homer! Not so fast!
- Homer: Sorry, sir. How about this?
- Homer slows down his turning the windmill blades.
- Homer's Boss: Now you are getting it! Good work! Keep it up Homer, and you may one day be the man who hands the customers their putters at the first hole.
- Homer: Nice.
- Cut to present. Homer sees a distracted Bart.
- Homer: BART! I am trying to tell a bit of family history! May I have some attention?
- Bart: Yeah, yeah. You got promoted at the minature golf course, the end. What a great story! Hey, do not blame me, television caused a short attention span.
- Homer is on a date with Marge. They have just seen "Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back". The exit the first show as the infamous "Imperial March" is playing in the background. Customers are in line for the second show of the evening.
- Homer: Wow! Who would have ever guessed Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father?
- Moviegoers: Oh come on! Thanks a lot! Why did you have to spoil it for us?!
- After seeing "The Empire Strikes Back" Homer takes Marge to his workplace, where they sneak inside the minature castle and watch golf balls travel down ramps.
- Homer: Someday I will buy you a real castle.
- Marge: Oh Homer, you do not have to do that!
- Homer: Oh! Whew, that is a relief! You know Marge, looking at you I see the beauty of Princess Lea and the wisdom of Yoda.
- Marge: Homer, maybe it is the Champale talking, but I think you are pretty sexy yourself.
- Romantic music plays as Homer and Marge make love, which is not seen by the audience. On the minature golf course, a customer hits a golf ball into a hard-to-hit hole that says "FREE GAME", causing the castle to light up the night.
