Difference between revisions of "Homer's Night Out/Quotes"
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:'''Mr. Burns''': What in blue blazes do you think you're doing, Simpson?! | :'''Mr. Burns''': What in blue blazes do you think you're doing, Simpson?! | ||
:'''Homer''': What do you mean, sir? | :'''Homer''': What do you mean, sir? | ||
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': I mean this! (holds up the picture) | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': I mean this! ''(holds up the picture)'' |
| − | (Homer gasps) | + | ''(Homer gasps)'' |
:'''Mr. Burns''': A plant employee carrying on like an over-sexed orangutan in heat! This is a family nuclear power plant, Simpson. Our research indicates that over fifty percent of our power is used by women. (wrinkles up the picture into a ball) I will not have you offending my customers with your bawdy shenanigans! | :'''Mr. Burns''': A plant employee carrying on like an over-sexed orangutan in heat! This is a family nuclear power plant, Simpson. Our research indicates that over fifty percent of our power is used by women. (wrinkles up the picture into a ball) I will not have you offending my customers with your bawdy shenanigans! | ||
:'''Homer''': It won't happen again, sir, I promise! Can I get outta' your sight now? | :'''Homer''': It won't happen again, sir, I promise! Can I get outta' your sight now? | ||
:'''Mr. Burns''': Wait a minute, Simpson! Smithers, could you please leave the room? | :'''Mr. Burns''': Wait a minute, Simpson! Smithers, could you please leave the room? | ||
:'''Smithers''': Yes, sir. | :'''Smithers''': Yes, sir. | ||
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': (sadly) Simpson... I am, by most measures, a successful man. I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk. And yet, I've led a solitary life. The fair sex remains a mystery to me. You seem to have a way with women. A certain, how should I put it?... "Animal magnétisme". (begging) Help me, Simpson. Tell me your secret. | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': ''(sadly)'' Simpson... I am, by most measures, a successful man. I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk. And yet, I've led a solitary life. The fair sex remains a mystery to me. You seem to have a way with women. A certain, how should I put it?... "Animal magnétisme". ''(begging) ''Help me, Simpson. Tell me your secret. |
:'''Homer''': Uh, Mr. Burns, in spite of what everybody thinks, I'm no loverboy. | :'''Homer''': Uh, Mr. Burns, in spite of what everybody thinks, I'm no loverboy. | ||
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': (pleasantly) Simpson, I'm asking you nicely. | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': ''(pleasantly)'' Simpson, I'm asking you nicely. |
:'''Homer''': I don't really know, sir-- | :'''Homer''': I don't really know, sir-- | ||
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': (angrily) Simpson! | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': ''(angrily)'' Simpson! |
| − | :'''Homer''': (scared) Well, oh, wine 'em! Dine 'em. Bring them flowers. Write them love poetry... sir. | + | :'''Homer''': (''scared)'' Well, oh, wine 'em! Dine 'em. Bring them flowers. Write them love poetry... sir. |
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': Of course! It's simplicity itself! I won't forget this, Simpson. (angrily) Now return to your work! And tell no one of what transpired here. | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': Of course! It's simplicity itself! I won't forget this, Simpson. ''(angrily)'' Now return to your work! And tell no one of what transpired here. |
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| − | :'''Lisa''': (saw Bart trying to take a picture of his butt) Ew, gross. Mom! Bart was taking a picture of his butt! | + | :'''Lisa''':'' (saw Bart trying to take a picture of his butt)'' Ew, gross. Mom! Bart was taking a picture of his butt! |
:'''Bart''': Oh, sure, like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt. | :'''Bart''': Oh, sure, like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt. | ||
{{Season 1 Q}} | {{Season 1 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 14:04, September 1, 2010
- Mr. Burns: What in blue blazes do you think you're doing, Simpson?!
- Homer: What do you mean, sir?
- Mr. Burns: I mean this! (holds up the picture)
(Homer gasps)
- Mr. Burns: A plant employee carrying on like an over-sexed orangutan in heat! This is a family nuclear power plant, Simpson. Our research indicates that over fifty percent of our power is used by women. (wrinkles up the picture into a ball) I will not have you offending my customers with your bawdy shenanigans!
- Homer: It won't happen again, sir, I promise! Can I get outta' your sight now?
- Mr. Burns: Wait a minute, Simpson! Smithers, could you please leave the room?
- Smithers: Yes, sir.
- Mr. Burns: (sadly) Simpson... I am, by most measures, a successful man. I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk. And yet, I've led a solitary life. The fair sex remains a mystery to me. You seem to have a way with women. A certain, how should I put it?... "Animal magnétisme". (begging) Help me, Simpson. Tell me your secret.
- Homer: Uh, Mr. Burns, in spite of what everybody thinks, I'm no loverboy.
- Mr. Burns: (pleasantly) Simpson, I'm asking you nicely.
- Homer: I don't really know, sir--
- Mr. Burns: (angrily) Simpson!
- Homer: (scared) Well, oh, wine 'em! Dine 'em. Bring them flowers. Write them love poetry... sir.
- Mr. Burns: Of course! It's simplicity itself! I won't forget this, Simpson. (angrily) Now return to your work! And tell no one of what transpired here.
- Lisa: (saw Bart trying to take a picture of his butt) Ew, gross. Mom! Bart was taking a picture of his butt!
- Bart: Oh, sure, like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt.
