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| − | :'''[[Homer]]''': "Oh, boy, dinnertime. | + | |
| + | :'''[[Homer]]''': "Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk." | ||
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| + | :''[While riding bikes in [[Springfield National Park]], [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] come across [[Martin]], who is excavating for arrowheads.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': "May I join you?" | ||
| + | :'''Martin''': "Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow!" | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': "Well, I agree you blow." | ||
| + | :'''Martin''': "Then it's a plan!" | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': "A lot of people blow. But no one blows like you!" | ||
| + | :'''Martin''': "High praise indeed!" | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': "When you look up 'blow' in the dictionary ..." | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': ''[interrupting]'' "Bart, he's not gonna get it." | ||
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| + | :''[Now riding by himself, [[Bart]] sess a sleeping [[Sideshow Mel]] and decides to pull a prank ...]'' | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': "The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink." ''[steals the bone from Mel's hair]'' | ||
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| + | :''[The [[Sneakers]] host has just set up [[Marge]] to confront [[Homer]] cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Host''': "That's it, Marge. Slap him good." | ||
| + | :''[Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': "Sick! You're not trying to help our marriage. You're trying to split us up! Well, I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy." | ||
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Revision as of 10:46, May 11, 2010
- Homer: "Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk."
- [While riding bikes in Springfield National Park, Bart and Lisa come across Martin, who is excavating for arrowheads.]
- Lisa: "May I join you?"
- Martin: "Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow!"
- Bart: "Well, I agree you blow."
- Martin: "Then it's a plan!"
- Bart: "A lot of people blow. But no one blows like you!"
- Martin: "High praise indeed!"
- Bart: "When you look up 'blow' in the dictionary ..."
- Lisa: [interrupting] "Bart, he's not gonna get it."
- [Now riding by himself, Bart sess a sleeping Sideshow Mel and decides to pull a prank ...]
- Bart: "The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink." [steals the bone from Mel's hair]
- [The Sneakers host has just set up Marge to confront Homer cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]
- Host: "That's it, Marge. Slap him good."
- [Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]
- Marge: "Sick! You're not trying to help our marriage. You're trying to split us up! Well, I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy."
