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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | + | :'''Willie:''' ''(talking about the "Home, Sweet Home" sign Lisa made for him)'' "You made that for me?" ''(sniffles)'' "I think I need a moment alone." | |
| − | '''Lisa:''' I understand. ''(leaves)'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' "I understand." ''(leaves)'' |
| − | ''(when she's gone, Willie takes the sign off the wall and smashes it)'' | + | :''(when she's gone, Willie takes the sign off the wall and smashes it)'' |
| − | '''Willie:''' I liked it the way it was! | + | :'''Willie:''' "I liked it the way it was!" |
| − | + | ---- | |
| − | '''Marge:''' It glows in the dark! | + | :''(Marge is shocked by the ad on Homer's head when he turns out the lights)'' |
| − | '''Homer:''' ''(nervously)'' It's not supposed to. | + | :'''Marge:''' "It glows in the dark!" |
| − | + | :'''Homer:''' ''(nervously)'' "It's not supposed to." | |
| − | + | ---- | |
| − | '''Kearney:''' ''(has a thought)'' Eighty days? More than ample time to circumnavigate the globe. | + | :'''Gym Teacher:''' "Bombardment! Bombardment! Bombardment!" |
| − | '''Jimbo:''' Would you care to wager on that? | + | ---- |
| − | '''Kearney:''' You're on! | + | :'''Jimbo:''' "Look at her, trying to civilize Willie! That's as unlikely as Kearney going around the world in eighty days!" |
| − | '''Dolph:''' I shall hold the money! | + | :'''Kearney:''' ''(has a thought)'' "Eighty days? More than ample time to circumnavigate the globe." |
| − | ''(pays Jimbo some money and then bikes off screen right. A few seconds later, a hot-air balloon appears going the opposite way)'' | + | :'''Jimbo:''' "Would you care to wager on that?" |
| − | '''Kearney (in balloon):''' To Istanbul! | + | :'''Kearney:''' "You're on!" |
| − | '''Jimbo:''' Wrong way, dingus! | + | :'''Dolph:''' "I shall hold the money!" |
| − | + | :''(pays Jimbo some money and then bikes off screen right. A few seconds later, a hot-air balloon appears going the opposite way)'' | |
| − | '''Milhouse:''' I'm intrigued! How do you play? | + | :'''Kearney (in balloon):''' "To Istanbul!" |
| − | '''Gym Teacher:''' DUCK OR DIE!! | + | :'''Jimbo:''' "Wrong way, dingus!" |
| − | + | ---- | |
| − | '''Milhouse:''' (sheepishly) Here, sir, but my doctor says no more bombardment | + | :'''Gym Teacher:''' "Today we will be playing a game as old as pain itself, BOMBARDMENT." |
| − | '''Gym Teacher:''' WELL HERE'S A SECOND OPINION! (the gym teacher chucks a dodgeball at Milhouse) MUNTZ! | + | :'''Milhouse:''' "I'm intrigued! How do you play?" |
| − | '''Nelson:''' Do your worst! I'm drunk! | + | :'''Gym Teacher:''' "DUCK OR DIE!!" |
| − | '''Gym Teacher:''' Well welcome to A.A., ALWAYS ATTACKING! (the gym teacher chucks a dodgeball at Nelson) | + | ---- |
| − | + | :'''Gym Teacher:''' "VAN HOUTEN!" | |
| − | '''Willie:''' Good night! (hits himself on the head with a hammer, then falls asleep) | + | :'''Milhouse:''' (sheepishly) "Here, sir, but my doctor says no more bombardment" |
| − | + | :'''Gym Teacher:''' "WELL HERE'S A SECOND OPINION!" ''(the gym teacher chucks a dodgeball at Milhouse)'' "MUNTZ!" | |
| − | '''Bart:''' I think so... | + | :'''Nelson:''' "Do your worst! I'm drunk!" |
| − | '''Gym Teacher:''' | + | :'''Gym Teacher:''' "Well welcome to A.A., ALWAYS ATTACKING!" ''(the gym teacher chucks a dodgeball at Nelson)'' |
| − | + | ---- | |
| − | '''Lisa:''' My saxophone! ''(begins playing, but her lips get stuck)'' | + | :'''Lisa:''' "Good night, Willie!" |
| − | '''Bart:''' Oh, now I remember! | + | :'''Willie:''' "Good night!" ''(hits himself on the head with a hammer, then falls asleep)'' |
| − | '''Lisa (muffled):''' You jerk! I'm telling Mom! | + | ---- |
| − | + | :'''Gym Teacher:''' ''(after he hits Bart with a ball)'' "Son, are you all right?" | |
| − | ''' | + | :'''Bart:''' "I think so..." |
| − | '''Homer:''' No! I paid for fifty laps and I'm taking them! | + | :'''Gym Teacher:''' "BOMBARDMENT!"''(hits Bart with a ball again)'' |
| − | ''(Homer then has brief moments of laughter followed by brief moments of pain. He passes the lap sign, which goes from "2" to "3".)'' | + | ---- |
| − | + | :'''Bart (puts a water dodgeball in the freezer and takes out Lisa's saxophone):''' "Why did I put this in here?" | |
| − | + | :'''Lisa:''' "My saxophone!" ''(begins playing, but her lips get stuck)'' | |
| − | + | :'''Bart:''' "Oh, now I remember!" | |
| − | '''Lisa: (pause)''' And? | + | :'''Lisa (muffled):''' "You jerk! I'm telling Mom!" |
| − | '''Willie:''' That's it. | + | ---- |
| − | '''Bart:''' Maybe you should aim a little higher. | + | :''(Homer is on a go-kart when his seat collapses, causing his butt to scrape the ground)'' |
| − | '''Willie:''' Hmm...Let's see... ''(continues singing)'' Oh, to have me shack rebuilt, Get my rotten teeth all drillt, something on underneath my kilt, oh, wouldn't it be adequate? Matching shoes for both me feet, dining on untainted meat, a toilet what still has its seat. | + | :'''[[Squeaky Voiced Teen]]:''' "Sir, your go-kart's broken!" |
| − | ''(zoom to Homer sitting on the toilet reading a newspaper)'' | + | :'''Homer:''' "No! I paid for fifty laps and I'm taking them!" |
| − | '''Homer:''' Oh,wouldn't it be adequate? | + | :''(Homer then has brief moments of laughter followed by brief moments of pain. He passes the lap sign, which goes from "2" to "3".)'' |
| − | '''Bart and Lisa:''' Adequate? Adequate? | + | ---- |
| − | '''Willie:''' Wouldn't it be adequate?(tries to close the living room's window's curtains but they fall down) | + | :'''Groundskeeper Largo:''' "Oh for God's sake!" ''(camera pulls out, revealing his tractor is on the school roof)'' How did I get up here? |
| − | + | :'''Willie:''' "I feel like I.."''(singing)'' could be indoors all night, could use a fork and knife, and never soil my suit! I could be so polite, start not a scene nor fight and still not feel like a fruit! How very nice that there's no lice in my hair, and my toenails I don't bite! Now that I've reached the stage where I'm not full of rage, I could be indoors, indoors, all night! | |
| − | '''Executive:''' I don't know. I've never made it to the end. | + | ---- |
| − | + | :'''Willie:''' ''(sings to the tune of "wouldn’t it be loverly")'' ''"All I want is a place somewhere..."'' | |
| − | '''Lisa:''' I think he's got it, oh yeah, he's got it. | + | :'''Lisa: '''''(pause)''''' ''' "And?" |
| − | '''Willie:''' ''(in front of Lisa's mirror) | + | :'''Willie:''' "That's it." |
| − | '''Willie's mirror reflection:''' -Does not go on my clothes. | + | :'''Bart:''' "Maybe you should aim a little higher." |
| − | '''Willie:''' Gah! A talking mirror! ''(takes a chair and smashes Lisa's mirror)'' Gah! ''(takes Bart and Lisa's noses and swoops them)'' | + | :'''Willie:''' "Hmm...Let's see... ''(continues singing)'' ''Oh, to have me shack rebuilt, Get my rotten teeth all drillt, something on underneath my kilt, oh, wouldn't it be adequate? Matching shoes for both me feet, dining on untainted meat, a toilet what still has its seat."'' |
| − | '''Lisa:''' Where is that ghastly flow? | + | :''(zoom to Homer sitting on the toilet reading a newspaper)'' |
| − | '''Willie:''' The nose,the nose! | + | :'''Homer:''' ''"Oh,wouldn't it be adequate?"'' |
| − | '''Lisa:''' And where should it not go? | + | :'''Bart and Lisa:''' ''"Adequate? Adequate?"'' |
| − | '''Homer:''' Blue pants, blue pants! | + | :'''Willie:''' ''"Wouldn't it be adequate?"(tries to close the living room's window's curtains but they fall down)'' |
| − | '''Lisa:''' ''(stops singing)'' Dad,get your own song! | + | ---- |
| − | '''Homer:''' Fine. ''(goes away singing) | + | :'''Homer:''' ''(watching Super Bowl ad for blue pants)'' "How long is this ad?" |
| − | + | :'''Executive:''' "I don't know. I've never made it to the end." | |
| − | '''Groundskeeper Largo:''' -Well Boo-Hoo,'cause I'm hanging ferns in the shack where you lived!(stops singing). If I had your voice I'd talk-sing everything! | + | ---- |
| − | + | :'''Willie:''' ''(singing) "What flows from the nose does not go on my clothes."'' | |
| − | '''Willie:''' I don't need your charity, just as long as I've got a pan over my head. | + | :'''Lisa:''' ''"I think he's got it, oh yeah, he's got it."'' |
| − | '''Marge:''' That's a colander. | + | :'''Willie:''' ''(in front of Lisa's mirror) "What flows from the nose-"'' |
| − | '''Willie (sees that Marge is right):''' So ''that's'' where all the soup went. | + | :'''Willie's mirror reflection:''' ''"-Does not go on my clothes."'' |
| + | :'''Willie:''' "Gah! A talking mirror!" ''(takes a chair and smashes Lisa's mirror)'' "Gah!" ''(takes Bart and Lisa's noses and swoops them)'' | ||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' ''"Where is that ghastly flow?"'' | ||
| + | :'''Willie:''' ''"The nose,the nose!"'' | ||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' ''"And where should it not go?"'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' ''"Blue pants, blue pants"!'' | ||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' ''(stops singing)'' "Dad, get your own song!" | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Fine. ''(goes away singing) "I'm getting blue pants in the morning, ding dong, the zipper's gonna shine!"'' | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Willie:''' ''(singing)I've a fancy suit,and a clean white shirt, but I miss the days when tractor fumes blew up my skirt. I was freezing cold, and I slept in mold, but I long for the shack where I lived. She was true to me, my own home of wood, and when I passed out drunk from turpentine she understood. Life was so sublime-'' | ||
| + | :'''Groundskeeper Largo:''' ''"-Well Boo-Hoo,'cause I'm hanging ferns in the shack where you lived!(stops singing)''. If I had your voice I'd talk-sing everything!" | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :'''Marge:''' "Willie, do you want to stay at our house?" | ||
| + | :'''Willie:''' "I don't need your charity, just as long as I've got a pan over my head." | ||
| + | :'''Marge:''' "That's a colander." | ||
| + | :'''Willie (sees that Marge is right):''' "So ''that's'' where all the soup went." | ||
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Revision as of 22:54, June 19, 2010
Quotes
- Willie: (talking about the "Home, Sweet Home" sign Lisa made for him) "You made that for me?" (sniffles) "I think I need a moment alone."
- Lisa: "I understand." (leaves)
- (when she's gone, Willie takes the sign off the wall and smashes it)
- Willie: "I liked it the way it was!"
- (Marge is shocked by the ad on Homer's head when he turns out the lights)
- Marge: "It glows in the dark!"
- Homer: (nervously) "It's not supposed to."
- Gym Teacher: "Bombardment! Bombardment! Bombardment!"
- Jimbo: "Look at her, trying to civilize Willie! That's as unlikely as Kearney going around the world in eighty days!"
- Kearney: (has a thought) "Eighty days? More than ample time to circumnavigate the globe."
- Jimbo: "Would you care to wager on that?"
- Kearney: "You're on!"
- Dolph: "I shall hold the money!"
- (pays Jimbo some money and then bikes off screen right. A few seconds later, a hot-air balloon appears going the opposite way)
- Kearney (in balloon): "To Istanbul!"
- Jimbo: "Wrong way, dingus!"
- Gym Teacher: "Today we will be playing a game as old as pain itself, BOMBARDMENT."
- Milhouse: "I'm intrigued! How do you play?"
- Gym Teacher: "DUCK OR DIE!!"
- Gym Teacher: "VAN HOUTEN!"
- Milhouse: (sheepishly) "Here, sir, but my doctor says no more bombardment"
- Gym Teacher: "WELL HERE'S A SECOND OPINION!" (the gym teacher chucks a dodgeball at Milhouse) "MUNTZ!"
- Nelson: "Do your worst! I'm drunk!"
- Gym Teacher: "Well welcome to A.A., ALWAYS ATTACKING!" (the gym teacher chucks a dodgeball at Nelson)
- Lisa: "Good night, Willie!"
- Willie: "Good night!" (hits himself on the head with a hammer, then falls asleep)
- Gym Teacher: (after he hits Bart with a ball) "Son, are you all right?"
- Bart: "I think so..."
- Gym Teacher: "BOMBARDMENT!"(hits Bart with a ball again)
- Bart (puts a water dodgeball in the freezer and takes out Lisa's saxophone): "Why did I put this in here?"
- Lisa: "My saxophone!" (begins playing, but her lips get stuck)
- Bart: "Oh, now I remember!"
- Lisa (muffled): "You jerk! I'm telling Mom!"
- (Homer is on a go-kart when his seat collapses, causing his butt to scrape the ground)
- Squeaky Voiced Teen: "Sir, your go-kart's broken!"
- Homer: "No! I paid for fifty laps and I'm taking them!"
- (Homer then has brief moments of laughter followed by brief moments of pain. He passes the lap sign, which goes from "2" to "3".)
- Groundskeeper Largo: "Oh for God's sake!" (camera pulls out, revealing his tractor is on the school roof) How did I get up here?
- Willie: "I feel like I.."(singing) could be indoors all night, could use a fork and knife, and never soil my suit! I could be so polite, start not a scene nor fight and still not feel like a fruit! How very nice that there's no lice in my hair, and my toenails I don't bite! Now that I've reached the stage where I'm not full of rage, I could be indoors, indoors, all night!
- Willie: (sings to the tune of "wouldn’t it be loverly") "All I want is a place somewhere..."
- Lisa: (pause) "And?"
- Willie: "That's it."
- Bart: "Maybe you should aim a little higher."
- Willie: "Hmm...Let's see... (continues singing) Oh, to have me shack rebuilt, Get my rotten teeth all drillt, something on underneath my kilt, oh, wouldn't it be adequate? Matching shoes for both me feet, dining on untainted meat, a toilet what still has its seat."
- (zoom to Homer sitting on the toilet reading a newspaper)
- Homer: "Oh,wouldn't it be adequate?"
- Bart and Lisa: "Adequate? Adequate?"
- Willie: "Wouldn't it be adequate?"(tries to close the living room's window's curtains but they fall down)
- Homer: (watching Super Bowl ad for blue pants) "How long is this ad?"
- Executive: "I don't know. I've never made it to the end."
- Willie: (singing) "What flows from the nose does not go on my clothes."
- Lisa: "I think he's got it, oh yeah, he's got it."
- Willie: (in front of Lisa's mirror) "What flows from the nose-"
- Willie's mirror reflection: "-Does not go on my clothes."
- Willie: "Gah! A talking mirror!" (takes a chair and smashes Lisa's mirror) "Gah!" (takes Bart and Lisa's noses and swoops them)
- Lisa: "Where is that ghastly flow?"
- Willie: "The nose,the nose!"
- Lisa: "And where should it not go?"
- Homer: "Blue pants, blue pants"!
- Lisa: (stops singing) "Dad, get your own song!"
- Homer: Fine. (goes away singing) "I'm getting blue pants in the morning, ding dong, the zipper's gonna shine!"
- Willie: (singing)I've a fancy suit,and a clean white shirt, but I miss the days when tractor fumes blew up my skirt. I was freezing cold, and I slept in mold, but I long for the shack where I lived. She was true to me, my own home of wood, and when I passed out drunk from turpentine she understood. Life was so sublime-
- Groundskeeper Largo: "-Well Boo-Hoo,'cause I'm hanging ferns in the shack where you lived!(stops singing). If I had your voice I'd talk-sing everything!"
- Marge: "Willie, do you want to stay at our house?"
- Willie: "I don't need your charity, just as long as I've got a pan over my head."
- Marge: "That's a colander."
- Willie (sees that Marge is right): "So that's where all the soup went."
