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'''Homer: '''Hello, Hello. Baby made a boom boom. | '''Homer: '''Hello, Hello. Baby made a boom boom. | ||
'''Posh Lady:''' Oh, my heavens. | '''Posh Lady:''' Oh, my heavens. | ||
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| − | + | :'''Comic Book Guy''': Ninety-eight. Ninety-nine. One hundred. | |
| − | :''' | ||
:'''Mr. Burns''': Look at him, eating candy like a Dutchman. OK, Simpson, you are on. | :'''Mr. Burns''': Look at him, eating candy like a Dutchman. OK, Simpson, you are on. | ||
| − | : | + | :(Homer enters the Android's Dungeon) |
:'''Homer''': I will take a copy of ''Spider-Man #1'', please. | :'''Homer''': I will take a copy of ''Spider-Man #1'', please. | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Comic Book Guy'''{sarcastically}: Um hmm. Do you have $20,000? |
| − | : | + | :(Homer unhinges a briefcase full of cash.) |
:'''Homer''': Right here. | :'''Homer''': Right here. | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Comic Book Guy'''{serious}: Oh, very good sir! |
| − | : | + | :(Comic Book Guy enters a security code which releases rare comic book from his vault.) |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Comic Book Guy''': So tell me, shall I secure it in paper or polysterene? |
:'''Homer''': No need, I will eat it right here! | :'''Homer''': No need, I will eat it right here! | ||
| − | : | + | :(Homer starts wolfing down pages of rare comic right at the counter to Comic Book Guy's dismay.) |
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{{Season 12 Q}} | {{Season 12 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 03:00, August 24, 2010
Homer: Hello, Hello. Baby made a boom boom.
Posh Lady: Oh, my heavens.
- Comic Book Guy: Ninety-eight. Ninety-nine. One hundred.
- Mr. Burns: Look at him, eating candy like a Dutchman. OK, Simpson, you are on.
- (Homer enters the Android's Dungeon)
- Homer: I will take a copy of Spider-Man #1, please.
- Comic Book Guy{sarcastically}: Um hmm. Do you have $20,000?
- (Homer unhinges a briefcase full of cash.)
- Homer: Right here.
- Comic Book Guy{serious}: Oh, very good sir!
- (Comic Book Guy enters a security code which releases rare comic book from his vault.)
- Comic Book Guy: So tell me, shall I secure it in paper or polysterene?
- Homer: No need, I will eat it right here!
- (Homer starts wolfing down pages of rare comic right at the counter to Comic Book Guy's dismay.)
