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| − | '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': You know, I thought Darcy and I would be like a real married couple, instead we ended up fighting all the time... <br> | + | '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': You know, I thought Darcy and I would be like a real married couple, instead we ended up fighting all the time...<br /> |
| − | '''[[Homer Simpson]]''': Eee, yeaa how about that?<br> | + | '''[[Homer Simpson]]''': Eee, yeaa how about that?<br /> |
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| − | '''[[Homer Simpson]]''': Son, one day you're gonna be a great father. <br> | + | '''[[Homer Simpson]]''': Son, one day you're gonna be a great father.<br /> |
| − | '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': Awww, and someday you will be one too.<br> | + | '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': Awww, and someday you will be one too.<br /> |
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| − | '''[[Grampa]]''': Yes sir, we Simpsons have never married or even shook hands with anyone remotely interesting. In a world of 31 flavors, we are the water they use to clean the scoop. Grampa out.<br> | + | '''[[Grampa]]''': Yes sir, we Simpsons have never married or even shook hands with anyone remotely interesting. In a world of 31 flavors, we are the water they use to clean the scoop. Grampa out.<br /> |
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| − | '''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': [''thinking''] Oh, no. By speaking with forked tongue, I am in heap big trouble. Oh, no! Now I'm thinking in stereotypes!<br> | + | '''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': [''thinking''] Oh, no. By speaking with forked tongue, I am in heap big trouble. Oh, no! Now I'm thinking in stereotypes!<br /> |
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| − | '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': That's it! I want a license. <br> | + | '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': That's it! I want a license.<br /> |
| − | '''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': To kill? <br> | + | '''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': To kill?<br /> |
| − | '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': No, to drive. <br> | + | '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': No, to drive.<br /> |
| − | '''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': Suit yourself.<br> | + | '''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': Suit yourself.<br /> |
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| − | '''[[Darcy]]''': I love you. <br> | + | '''[[Darcy]]''': I love you.<br /> |
| − | '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': That is such a girl thing to say.<br> | + | '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': That is such a girl thing to say.<br /> |
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| − | '''Utah Minister''': And how many brides shall you be marrying? <br> | + | '''Utah Minister''': And how many brides shall you be marrying?<br /> |
| − | '''[ | + | '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': Just one.<br /> |
| − | '''Utah Minister''': What are you, gay?<br> | + | '''Utah Minister''': What are you, gay?<br /> |
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| − | '''[[Darcy]]''': You really are ten, I just thought you were really stupid. <br> | + | '''[[Darcy]]''': You really are ten, I just thought you were really stupid.<br /> |
| − | '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': I'm ten AND stupid!<br> | + | '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': I'm ten AND stupid!<br /> |
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| − | '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': [''Darcy is screaming at Bart to get her some strawberries''] Take my wife... hey, I finally get that joke!<br> | + | '''[[Bart Simpson]]''': [''Darcy is screaming at Bart to get her some strawberries''] Take my wife... hey, I finally get that joke!<br /> |
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Revision as of 19:51, April 2, 2010
Bart Simpson: You know, I thought Darcy and I would be like a real married couple, instead we ended up fighting all the time...
Homer Simpson: Eee, yeaa how about that?
Homer Simpson: Son, one day you're gonna be a great father.
Bart Simpson: Awww, and someday you will be one too.
Grampa: Yes sir, we Simpsons have never married or even shook hands with anyone remotely interesting. In a world of 31 flavors, we are the water they use to clean the scoop. Grampa out.
Lisa Simpson: [thinking] Oh, no. By speaking with forked tongue, I am in heap big trouble. Oh, no! Now I'm thinking in stereotypes!
Bart Simpson: That's it! I want a license.
Mayor Quimby: To kill?
Bart Simpson: No, to drive.
Mayor Quimby: Suit yourself.
Darcy: I love you.
Bart Simpson: That is such a girl thing to say.
Utah Minister: And how many brides shall you be marrying?
Bart Simpson: Just one.
Utah Minister: What are you, gay?
Darcy: You really are ten, I just thought you were really stupid.
Bart Simpson: I'm ten AND stupid!
Bart Simpson: [Darcy is screaming at Bart to get her some strawberries] Take my wife... hey, I finally get that joke!
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