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== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
| − | * '''Bart:''' "Why does God need our money?"<br /> | + | * '''Bart:''' "Why does God need our money?"<br />'''Homer:''' "He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn?"<br /> |
| − | '''Homer:''' "He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn?" | ||
| − | * '''Rod:''' Hurry, let's climb down. | + | * '''Rod:''' Hurry, let's climb down.<br />'''Bart (as he and Rod climb down the church steeple):''' "Don't let our hands touch it's gay."<br />'''Rod:''' "What does 'gay' mean?"<br />'''Bart:''' "Um, It means...you used to be afraid...but you're not anymore."<br />'''Rod:''' ''(shouting down at Flanders)'' "I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!"<br />'''Marge:''' ''(laughs nervously)'' "I believe he's saying...he's okay." |
| − | '''Bart (as he and Rod climb down the church steeple):''' "Don't let our hands touch it's gay." | ||
| − | '''Rod:''' "What does 'gay' mean?"<br /> | ||
| − | '''Bart:''' "Um, It means...you used to be afraid...but you're not anymore."<br />'''Rod:''' ''(shouting down at Flanders)'' "I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!"<br />'''Marge:''' ''(laughs nervously)'' "I believe he's saying...he's okay." | ||
* '''Homer:''' "What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel." | * '''Homer:''' "What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel." | ||
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Quotes
- Bart: "Why does God need our money?"
Homer: "He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn?"
- Rod: Hurry, let's climb down.
Bart (as he and Rod climb down the church steeple): "Don't let our hands touch it's gay."
Rod: "What does 'gay' mean?"
Bart: "Um, It means...you used to be afraid...but you're not anymore."
Rod: (shouting down at Flanders) "I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!"
Marge: (laughs nervously) "I believe he's saying...he's okay."
- Homer: "What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel."
- Homer: (sarcastic tone) "Oh, you're so right! I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, Lisa, I have serious mental problems!"
- Ned: (gasp) "A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?!"
Todd: "I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue."
Rod: "The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation!"
- Rod: (praying) "And please thank Mrs. Simpson for giving as much fun as we had when Mommy was here."
Marge: "Aw."
Todd: (praying) "And please ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream so he knows how to cut our sandwiches."
Marge: "Aw."
Rod: (praying) "And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers."
Marge: (surprised) "Oh."
Rod: (praying) "But we forgive her."
Marge: "Ooooo." Template:Season 17 Q
