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We Come in Pieces!

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Treehouse of Horror XXIII Required characters: Kang, Lisa Internal name(s): WeComeInPieces ShootingDownUFO ShootingDownUFOEnd ID(s): 8032 - 8038

We Come in Pieces! is an event-exclusive premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXIII content update. It requires Kang to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Prologue[edit]

After placing the Ray Gun Those meddling humans have built the Ray Gun. We must try to destroy it before they use it! Kang tries to destroy the Ray Gun by firing at it using his spaceship. The player presses the Ray Gun so it shoots into the air. After one shot Stop it! Our craft can only take two more hits like that! Kang continues to fire at the Ray Gun, while the player continues to fire at the spaceship. Soon, the spaceship starts to wobble before a final hit makes the spaceship crash into the ray gun, destroying it and the ship. Ouch. Ouch. OUCH! I think I twisted a tentacle. Bullseye! I've put a new Ray Gun in storage. New Character: Kang

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark Peaceful greetings, puny human! A real live alien! Welcome to Earth, friend! Let us live in friendship, and let us not deploy the beacon that summons the Rigellian invasion fleet! Uh... okay. That's one thing I wish you not to worry about. No one is deploying any beacons! Task: "Make Kang Deploy the Beacon". The job takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Mr. Alien, sir-- Please, call me Kang the Enslaver of Worlds! How can I help, friend human? There are so many problems with Earth: global warming, polluted water supplies, and, worst of all, gluten. Do you have any advanced technology that could heal the planet? Of course! Let me just get it over here. Task: "Make Kang Activate the Beacon". The job takes 10 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Mr. Kang, according to Salon, the planet is still doomed. I thought you were going to help us? Give everyone these alien power crystals. This will protect them from all future calamities. This appears to be common table salt. Don't be idiotic! What would be the point of salting humans? Task: "Make Kang Properly Season Humans". The job takes 6 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark Bwa-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-haaaaa! What's so funny? The Rigellian fleet will be here in moments! You are about to become dinner! Seriously? You'd fly all the way across the galaxy just to eat us? Of course! In all the universe, there is no food as well-marbled as the American human! Task: "Make Kang 8-Hour Evil Laugh". The job takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Excuse me? Your beacon is beeping. Huh. It appears my Message of Summoning didn't go through to the invasion fleet. Yeah, reception kinda stinks here in New Springfield. I'm working on it. Please, sit patiently while I resend the message that signals your doom... No way! Come on, fellow puny humans -- get him! Task: "Make Kang Run from Puny Humans". The job takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10