Difference between revisions of "Yokel Chords/Quotes"
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
| Line 3: | Line 3: | ||
}} | }} | ||
| − | + | ''Homer gets drunk and is half passed out in a dumpster'' | |
| − | Homer gets drunk and is half passed out in a dumpster | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | + | :'''Bart''': "And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot." | |
| − | + | :'''Homer''': ''(outside)'' "He's lying!" | |
| − | + | :'''Chinese Man''': "Mr. Simpson, you frink too many sporpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet?" | |
| − | + | :'''Chinese Woman''': "Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay." | |
| − | + | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | |||
| + | ''Bart goes to therapy'' | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': "Come on dad why do I have to go see a psychologist?" | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk." | ||
| + | :'''Chinese Man''': "Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act."'' (Puts Chinese hat on)'' "Hello [[Homer|Mr. Simpson]]! Come on in, sit down, drikie drinkie!." | ||
| + | :'''Chinese Woman''': "Where [[Marge]]? She superlady!" | ||
Revision as of 02:35, March 21, 2010
Homer gets drunk and is half passed out in a dumpster
- Bart: "And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot."
- Homer: (outside) "He's lying!"
- Chinese Man: "Mr. Simpson, you frink too many sporpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet?"
- Chinese Woman: "Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay."
Bart goes to therapy
- Bart: "Come on dad why do I have to go see a psychologist?"
- Homer: "The school is paying for five sessions and there is a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk."
- Chinese Man: "Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act." (Puts Chinese hat on) "Hello Mr. Simpson! Come on in, sit down, drikie drinkie!."
- Chinese Woman: "Where Marge? She superlady!"
