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{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This is Kent Brockman reporting from the Springfield Retirement Castle where some of the geriatric residents claim to have spotted a monster! Can you gentlemen be sure of what you saw? | {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} This is Kent Brockman reporting from the Springfield Retirement Castle where some of the geriatric residents claim to have spotted a monster! Can you gentlemen be sure of what you saw? | ||
{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} As sure as Lyndon Johnson is president of the United States! | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} As sure as Lyndon Johnson is president of the United States! | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Jasper | + | {{qf|[[Jasper Beardley]]}} I say it clear as day, and I've got 20/200 vision! |
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{{qf|Kent Brockman}} And now for the story of the 'Boys who cried Chupacabra!' | {{qf|Kent Brockman}} And now for the story of the 'Boys who cried Chupacabra!' | ||
Latest revision as of 11:43, October 28, 2024
- Bart: Milhouse!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Huh?
- Bart: I said, are you thinking what I'm thinking? We need to catch a monster!
- Milhouse: Where are we gonna find a monster in Springfield?
- Bart: I dunno, but there are hideous creatures everywhere.
- Milhouse: Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?
- Bart: You're right. Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?
- Milhouse: That's what I said!
- Bart: So, If we can't hunt down a creature... why don't we make one up? C'mon, we know half the stuff on the show is fake.
- Milhouse: Half the stuff on "Monster Safari" is fake?!
- Milhouse: Remember, you're paying to dry clean Nana van Houten's fur coat!
- Bart: No problemo, we're gonna be rich and famous after we're on TV.
- Milhouse: You really think so?
- Bart: I know it! You'll be able to buy Nana a truckload of dead animal coats!
- Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman reporting from the Springfield Retirement Castle where some of the geriatric residents claim to have spotted a monster! Can you gentlemen be sure of what you saw?
- Grampa: As sure as Lyndon Johnson is president of the United States!
- Jasper Beardley: I say it clear as day, and I've got 20/200 vision!
- Kent Brockman: And now for the story of the 'Boys who cried Chupacabra!'
- Milhouse: Why do I ever lsiten to you?
- Bart: Don't say that. It almost worked!
- Kent Brockman: These two pranksters wanted so badly to be on TV that they stopped to scaring senior citzens! Well, boys, you got your wish you're on TV!
- Milhouse: Oh, I almost forgot. Here's the dry cleaning bill for Nana's fur coat.
- Bart: D'oh!
