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I Just Can't Help Myself is the sixth track of The Yellow Album. It is a rap song performed by Bart, Lisa, and Homer. The song was written by David Cole and Duran Ramos.

Lyrics

Back-Up Singers:

I just can't help myself!

Go! Go! Go! Go!

(I just can't help myself!)

Bart:

There I go, here I go, where I go, I don't know.

I just can't help myself, so

Why do I do what I do when I do?

Well I can say so or I just don't know.

Boys will be boys is what I usually say.

That's the how and the why, that I act this way.

That's the end of the line, I run out of rhyme

That ain't a crime, so it's milk it out time!

Let's do, I know it's some cosmic force

Cause in my mind, you go,

Just wait off course

To another dimension

Not only of site and sound,

But of being a clown,

Or an alley cat, or a dirty rat,

Or a loud mouth brat!

Well, I am all that!

So if you ask me, why

I'm always in such a mess,

Well, ha, I just can't help myself!

Back-Up Singers:

Can't help it,

I just can't help myself

Can't help it,

I just can't help myself

Can't help it,

I just can't help myself

Can't help it,

I just can't help myself

Go! Go! Go! Go!

I just can't help myself!

Lisa:

A very great lady once said it right,

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bike.

Ha-ha! There I go again, Sister Know-It-All.

No friends at all, 'cause I make them crawl.

I can help showing off, all that I know,

All the whats I can do, all the wheres I can go.

I know, it's makes the family very uptight

I know, it isn't right, but I do it every night.

I'm probably don't belong here,

I'm certainly were wrong here.

Every night I have a dream, more like a nightmare.

I see myself being born, Mom and Dad are there,

But it's not Marge and it's not Homer.

Switched in a cradle, no wonder I'm a goner,

I feel like a book, that's on the wrong shelf,

I know, I shouldn't think it, but

I just can't help myself!

Back-Up Singers:

Can't help it,

I just can't help myself

Can't help it,

I just can't help myself

Can't help it,

I just can't help myself

Can't help it,

I just can't help myself

Go! Go! Go! Go!

Homer:

Hey, you know, I kinda like this thing!

It's sorta like music, but you don't have to sing

You got none of the work, and all of the fun

Like a low cal donut or a fat free bun

By the way, that's reminds me, how about a snack

Just a small sandwich or a cold six-pack

A big pack of pork rinds that couldn't' hurt

A cake for dessert will keep my mind alert

Oh, it takes a lot of energy to do this rap

I feel kinda sleepy, better take a nap

Not too long a nap, two hours, that's a winner

I wouldn't wanna sleep to a a roast beef dinner,

Roast beef with gravy and potatoes

Hot rolls and butter

Lettuce and tomatoes

I know, I shouldn't eat it

I got to keep my health

But what the hey,

Back-Up Singers:

Can't help it,

I just can't help myself

Can't help it,

I just can't help myself

Can't help it,

I just can't help myself

Can't help it,

I just can't help myself

Go! Go! Go! Go!

I just can't help myself

Go! Go! Go! Go!

I just can't help myself

Go! Go! Go! Go!

I just can't help myself

Go! Go! Go! Go!

I just can't help myself

Go! Go! Go! Go!

I just can't help myself

Go! Go! Go! Go!

I just can't help myself

Go! Go! Go! Go!

I just can't help myself

Go! Go! Go! Go!

I just can't help myself

Go! Go! Go! Go!

I just can't help myself

Go! Go! Go! Go!

I just can't help myself

Go! Go! Go! Go!

(repeat until fade)