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:'''Ishondra''': Hey there, this is Ishondra and I am here with MTV for Spring Break! I just turned 25 and...
 
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:'''Sheriff''': During Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a serious hardass.
 
:'''Sheriff''': During Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a serious hardass.
 
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Ishondra: Hey there, this is Ishondra and I am here with MTV for Spring Break! I just turned 25 and...
Belly button jewel begins to flash
Ishondra: No! No! MTV said that 25 year termination clause did not apply to me!
Two large men haul Ishondra away
Ishondra: HELP!
Another slim young woman who looks like Ishondra jumps on stage
Idalys: Hey there, this is Idalys and I am here with MTV for Spring Break!

Sheriff: You are under arrest.
Marge: But what happened to that whole "boys will be boys" easygoing attitude?
Sheriff: During Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a serious hardass.