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Revision as of 01:13, January 29, 2010
- Ishondra: Hey there, this is Ishondra and I am here with MTV for Spring Break! I just turned 25 and...
- Belly button jewel begins to flash
- Ishondra: No! No! MTV said that 25 year termination clause did not apply to me!
- Two large men haul Ishondra away
- Ishondra: HELP!
- Another slim young woman who looks like Ishondra jumps on stage
- Idalys: Hey there, this is Idalys and I am here with MTV for Spring Break!
- Sheriff: You are under arrest.
- Marge: But what happened to that whole "boys will be boys" easygoing attitude?
- Sheriff: During Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a serious hardass.
