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:'''Newspaper headline''': SIMPSON WINS IN LANDSLIDE. Says "crazy promises" key to victory. | :'''Newspaper headline''': SIMPSON WINS IN LANDSLIDE. Says "crazy promises" key to victory. | ||
:'''Homer''': Woo hoo! | :'''Homer''': Woo hoo! | ||
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:'''Homer''': DOH! | :'''Homer''': DOH! | ||
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| + | :'''Homer''': Oh ho! Ray Patterson was right, Marge. I am crashing and burning. Crashing and burning! | ||
| + | :''Marge reviews expense reports.'' | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': How on Earth could you have spent $4.6 million in one month? | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': They let me sign checks with a stamp, Marge. A stamp! | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': You know, Dad, there is a lesson to be learned in all of this. Lots of big cities have garbage problems and... | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Woo hoo! That is it! | ||
| + | :''Without warning, Homer runs out of Simpson residence.'' | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': I hate it when he does that. | ||
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| + | :''Sanitation Commissioner's office. Homer is carrying a briefcase and is greeted by several angry garbagemen.'' | ||
| + | :'''Garbageman #1''': Where are our paychecks, you bum? | ||
| + | :'''Head Garbageman''': My men ain't working one more minute until we get paid! | ||
| + | :''Homer unhinges briefcase to show it is full of money.'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Would cash do? | ||
| + | :'''Head Garbageman''': Would it ever! | ||
| + | :''Mayor Qumiby bursts into Homer's office.'' | ||
| + | :'''Mayor Quimby''': Did, uh, I just hear a briefcase opening? | ||
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| + | :'''Homer''': I bet you are all wondering where I got the money? | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Selling drugs? | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': Drugs? | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': I am going to have to go with drugs, too. | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Close, but you are way off. | ||
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{{Season 9 Q}} | {{Season 9 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 21:08, June 27, 2010
- Marge: Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again.
- Homer: That's not how she tells it.
- Bono: What the!..Bloody Hell!
- Paul McGuiness (U2 Manager): Who are you? This is off limits.
- Homer (with Irish Accent): Potato Man.
- Paul McGuiness: Where the bloody hell have you been? Get in there!
- (Homer has taken over the video wall. The shots of the U2 bandmembers disappear and are replaced by Homer)
- Homer: Hey there everyone. I know you like your music but that you are also concerned about the race for sanitation commissioner. I am here to give you the 911!
- Homer walks out on stage and is booed
- Bono: Hold on people, he is talking about waste management! And that issue effects the whole damn planet!
- Other members of U2 roll their eyes as Bono is going off on a political rant
- Larry: 'Ere we go again! Want to duck out to Moe's for a pint?
- The Edge: May I come?
- Larry: Let me think about it....No.
- The Edge: Wankers.
- Homer wins the election. He gets the news looking at a newspaper dispenser
- Newspaper headline: SIMPSON WINS IN LANDSLIDE. Says "crazy promises" key to victory.
- Homer: Woo hoo!
- Lisa: Dad, are you not going to buy it?
- Homer: 50¢? Not likely.
- An angry Mayor Quimby comes into Homer's office
- Mayor Quimby: Simpson, you idiot! You spent the year's budget in a month! Your department is broke!
- Homer: Wait! I do believe I have the perfect plan!
- Quimby: You had better, because those garbagemen will not work for free!
- Homer: DOH!
- Homer: Oh ho! Ray Patterson was right, Marge. I am crashing and burning. Crashing and burning!
- Marge reviews expense reports.
- Marge: How on Earth could you have spent $4.6 million in one month?
- Homer: They let me sign checks with a stamp, Marge. A stamp!
- Lisa: You know, Dad, there is a lesson to be learned in all of this. Lots of big cities have garbage problems and...
- Homer: Woo hoo! That is it!
- Without warning, Homer runs out of Simpson residence.
- Marge: I hate it when he does that.
- Sanitation Commissioner's office. Homer is carrying a briefcase and is greeted by several angry garbagemen.
- Garbageman #1: Where are our paychecks, you bum?
- Head Garbageman: My men ain't working one more minute until we get paid!
- Homer unhinges briefcase to show it is full of money.
- Homer: Would cash do?
- Head Garbageman: Would it ever!
- Mayor Qumiby bursts into Homer's office.
- Mayor Quimby: Did, uh, I just hear a briefcase opening?
- Homer: I bet you are all wondering where I got the money?
- Bart: Selling drugs?
- Lisa: Drugs?
- Marge: I am going to have to go with drugs, too.
- Homer: Close, but you are way off.
