Difference between revisions of "The Unbearable Lightness of Barney/Quotes"

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Moe Szyslak: Whatsa matta, Homer?

Homer: Aw, nuthin' exciting ever happens around here, Moe.

Moe: Whadaya mean nuthin' ever happens? How 'bout that time my seltzer gun got clogged up with lime pulp?

Homer: Yeah, but that was last year.

Barney Gumble: What about when I swallowed the eight ball?

Moe: Ya do that all the time, Barn.

Homer: See? Nothin' ever happens! You clog your seltzer gun, Barney swallows the eight ball, I get my tongue caught in the change machine...

Moe: Say, I know, Homer! Why don't we make somethin' happen!

Homer: Now you're talkin'!

Barney: But that assumes we intrinsically possess free will. If we had that, we probably wouldn't even be in here now: Why, we'd be seeing the world! Italy, Greece, the Parthenon, the Colisseum! And then we could build things! Air fields! Skyscrapers! Bridges a mile lo-- [UURRRP!]

Homer: 'Nother beer, Moe.

Barney: Zzz...

Moe: Gaah! Hey, the beer tap's clogged! The beer tap's clogged!