Difference between revisions of "Itchy & Scratchy Land/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge'''''(sleepily)'': Homer, maybe we ought to stop. |
| − | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer'''''(drowsy)'': I...am...not...tired. |
| − | :''A car crashes. Bart is looking outside of a motel window and sees it is a car of the same make, model, and color as the Simpson family car'' | + | :''(A car crashes. Bart is looking outside of a motel window and sees it is a car of the same make, model, and color as the Simpson family car)'' |
:'''Bart''': Boy, I am so glad that was not us. Thanks for finding this motel for us, Dad. | :'''Bart''': Boy, I am so glad that was not us. Thanks for finding this motel for us, Dad. | ||
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:'''Woman''': I'd be terribly embarassed if I were that boy's mother. | :'''Woman''': I'd be terribly embarassed if I were that boy's mother. | ||
| − | :''(Marge hears from | + | :''(Marge hears from this and feels embarassed)'' |
| − | + | ''' Announcer''':''' '''Attention Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son. | |
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Revision as of 14:50, August 26, 2010
- Marge(sleepily): Homer, maybe we ought to stop.
- Homer(drowsy): I...am...not...tired.
- (A car crashes. Bart is looking outside of a motel window and sees it is a car of the same make, model, and color as the Simpson family car)
- Bart: Boy, I am so glad that was not us. Thanks for finding this motel for us, Dad.
- Announcer: Attention Marge Simpson, we have arrested your son.
- Woman: I'd be terribly embarassed if I were that boy's mother.
- (Marge hears from this and feels embarassed)
Announcer: Attention Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
- Marge: Can't we go anywhere without this family being associated with trouble? I am disgusted with the both of you!
- Homer: But Marge, I was a political prisoner!
- Marge: For kicking a costumed mouse in the rear?
- Homer: Must I explain everything to you?
- Bart: Hey, mouse, say "cheese".
- (Bart takes a picture of an Itchy robot by his camera, resulting in it collapsing)
- Bart: With cool, dry wit like that, I could be an action hero.
