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:'''Krusty''': Is it a crime to wager on sporting games? | :'''Krusty''': Is it a crime to wager on sporting games? | ||
:'''Prosecutor Snider''': Yes it is. | :'''Prosecutor Snider''': Yes it is. | ||
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| + | :'''Apu: '''What's the matter sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a huge quanitity of ice cream! | ||
| + | :'''Homer: '''The reason I look unhappy is 'cos tonight I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters! Or as I call them "The Gruesome Twosome!" (chuckles and accidentally steps on Krusty's foot) | ||
| + | :'''Krusty: '''"Oww my foot you stupid lousy clumsy!!!" | ||
| + | :'''Homer: '''Sorry pal! (gasps in horror when he sports Krusty holding a handgun and dives head first into a potato chip display) | ||
| + | :'''Krusty: '''(pointing gun a Apu) "Hand over all your money in a paper bag!" | ||
| + | :'''Apu: '''Yes, yes I know the procedure for armed robbery! I do work in a convenience store you know! (hands over paper bag afterwhich Krusty flees) | ||
| + | :'''Apu: '''(to Homer) You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone. | ||
| + | :(Homer gasps with relief) | ||
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 06:13, December 21, 2009
- Krusty's trail. Judge Snider is not yet a judge, instead is the prosecution attorney. He is attempting to prove Krusty's motivation for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart
- Prosecutor Snider: Krusty, will you point out Exhibit B?
- Krusty: Huh?
- Prosecutor Snider: What is the matter, can't you read?
- Krusty{distraught}: NO! OK, I am illiterate!
- Courtroom audience and jury are surprised by Krusty's admission given his past history of encouraging literacy in children
- Prosecutor Snider: I do not believe it, the king of children's literacy is himself illiterate!
- Krusty: Is it a crime to be unable to read?
- Prosecutor Snider: Well, no, so I will point it out for you. OK, Krusty, this is a "B", and this is Exhibit B. BETTING SLIPS! Indicating to this court you have lost substansial amounts of money wagering on sporting games!
- Krusty: Is it a crime to wager on sporting games?
- Prosecutor Snider: Yes it is.
- Apu: What's the matter sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a huge quanitity of ice cream!
- Homer: The reason I look unhappy is 'cos tonight I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters! Or as I call them "The Gruesome Twosome!" (chuckles and accidentally steps on Krusty's foot)
- Krusty: "Oww my foot you stupid lousy clumsy!!!"
- Homer: Sorry pal! (gasps in horror when he sports Krusty holding a handgun and dives head first into a potato chip display)
- Krusty: (pointing gun a Apu) "Hand over all your money in a paper bag!"
- Apu: Yes, yes I know the procedure for armed robbery! I do work in a convenience store you know! (hands over paper bag afterwhich Krusty flees)
- Apu: (to Homer) You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
- (Homer gasps with relief)
