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Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement

Lisa: Wow, Dad, if there ever was a bastardized version of Krusty, I am glad it is you.

Homer: Thanks kids. And this is for you.

Homer's flower shoots water at Lisa and Bart

Bart and Lisa: DAD! ha ha

Krusty: "Today you have graduated from Krusty's Klown Kollege. Now go home and do flea markets, card shows, movie premieres and all the other piddling crap I would not touch with a ten-foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins, er, I mean sheepskins.

Luigi: "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum."

(people get mad)

Luigi: "I only consider you scum-a compared to Krusty."

(people forgive him)

Luigi: "Yeah, you see how you scum."

Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty

Homer: You have to believe me, I am not Krusty! My name is Homer Simpson!

Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through our club?

Homer: Ulp! Er, Barney Gumble!

Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps stalking my sister?

Homer: Eeek! Uh, Joe Valachi!

Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the U.S. Senate about organized crime?

Homer: Benedict Arnold!

Fat Tony: The same Benedict Arnold who conspired to surrender West Point to the hated British?

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