Difference between revisions of "Homie the Clown/Quotes"
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| + | ''Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement'' | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': Wow, Dad, if there ever was a bastardized version of Krusty, I am glad it is you. | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Thanks kids. And this is for you. | ||
| + | :''Homer's flower shoots water at Lisa and Bart'' | ||
| + | :'''Bart and Lisa''': DAD! ha ha | ||
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| + | :'''Krusty''': "Today you have graduated from Krusty's Klown Kollege. Now go home and do flea markets, card shows, movie premieres and all the other piddling crap I would not touch with a ten-foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins, er, I mean sheepskins. | ||
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:'''[[Luigi]]''': "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum." | :'''[[Luigi]]''': "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum." | ||
:''(people get mad)'' | :''(people get mad)'' | ||
Revision as of 13:49, November 20, 2009
Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement
- Lisa: Wow, Dad, if there ever was a bastardized version of Krusty, I am glad it is you.
- Homer: Thanks kids. And this is for you.
- Homer's flower shoots water at Lisa and Bart
- Bart and Lisa: DAD! ha ha
- Krusty: "Today you have graduated from Krusty's Klown Kollege. Now go home and do flea markets, card shows, movie premieres and all the other piddling crap I would not touch with a ten-foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins, er, I mean sheepskins.
- Luigi: "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum."
- (people get mad)
- Luigi: "I only consider you scum-a compared to Krusty."
- (people forgive him)
- Luigi: "Yeah, you see how you scum."
- Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty
- Homer: You have to believe me, I am not Krusty! My name is Homer Simpson!
- Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through our club?
- Homer: Ulp! Er, Barney Gumble!
- Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps stalking my sister?
- Homer: Eeek! Uh, Joe Valachi!
- Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the U.S. Senate about organized crime?
- Homer: Benedict Arnold!
- Fat Tony: The same Benedict Arnold who conspired to surrender West Point to the hated British?
