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:'''Woman''': My old-time Victrola!
 
:'''Woman''': My old-time Victrola!
 
:'''Jose Canseco''': Oh, brother!
 
:'''Jose Canseco''': Oh, brother!
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:''Springfield Hospital. Dr. Hibbert is using a Geiger counter on a sick Mike Scoscia.''
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:'''Mike Scoscia''': Cannot...stand...eat..or compose...sentences.
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:'''Dr. Hibbert''': Young man, you have acute radiation posioning.
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:'''Mike Scoscia''': Can...I..play in...tommorow's game?
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:'''Dr. Hibbert''': Why, you may be dead tommorow and you are wondering if you can play a game? Hoo hoo ha ha!
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:'''Nurse''': When you are done with him, Doctor, a Ken Griffey Junior needs to see you urgently.
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:''Dr. Hibbert sees Ken Griffey Junior in a wheelchair with an enlarged cranium.''
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:'''Dr. Hibbert''': Good heavens, gigantism!
 
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:''(Wade Boggs is arguing in [[Moe's Tavern]] with a drunken [[Barney Gumble]])''
 
:''(Wade Boggs is arguing in [[Moe's Tavern]] with a drunken [[Barney Gumble]])''

Revision as of 14:20, July 15, 2010


Quotes

Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.
Woman: My baby!
Jose Canseco: Have no fear, I will save your baby!
Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with baby.
Woman: Thank you!
Cat mewling is heard.
Woman: My cat!
Jose Canseco: Have no fear, I will save your cat!
Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.
Woman: Thank you!
"The Alley Cat" is heard.
Woman: My old-time Victrola!
Jose Canseco: Oh, brother!

Springfield Hospital. Dr. Hibbert is using a Geiger counter on a sick Mike Scoscia.
Mike Scoscia: Cannot...stand...eat..or compose...sentences.
Dr. Hibbert: Young man, you have acute radiation posioning.
Mike Scoscia: Can...I..play in...tommorow's game?
Dr. Hibbert: Why, you may be dead tommorow and you are wondering if you can play a game? Hoo hoo ha ha!
Nurse: When you are done with him, Doctor, a Ken Griffey Junior needs to see you urgently.
Dr. Hibbert sees Ken Griffey Junior in a wheelchair with an enlarged cranium.
Dr. Hibbert: Good heavens, gigantism!

(Wade Boggs is arguing in Moe's Tavern with a drunken Barney Gumble)
Boggs: "And I say Britain's greatest Prime Minister was Pitt the Elder!"
Barney: "Lord Palmerston!"
Boggs: "Pitt the Elder!"
Barney: "Lord Palmerston!"
Boggs: "PITT-THE-ELDER!!!!"
Barney: "O.K. You asked for it Boggs!"
Barney knocks Boggs out
Moe: "You showed him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder."
Barney: "Lord Palmerston!!!"
(Barney knocks Moe out too)

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