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== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
| − | + | :''Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.'' | |
| + | :'''Woman''': My baby! | ||
| + | :'''Jose Canseco''': Have no fear, I will save your baby! | ||
| + | :''Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with baby.'' | ||
| + | :'''Woman''': Thank you! | ||
| + | :''Cat mewling is heard.'' | ||
| + | :'''Woman''': My cat! | ||
| + | :'''Jose Canseco''': Have no fear, I will save your cat! | ||
| + | :''Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.'' | ||
| + | :'''Woman''': Thank you! | ||
| + | :''"The Alley Cat" is heard.'' | ||
| + | :'''Woman''': My old-time Victrola! | ||
| + | :'''Jose Canseco''': Oh, brother! | ||
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:''(Wade Boggs is arguing in [[Moe's Tavern]] with a drunken [[Barney Gumble]])'' | :''(Wade Boggs is arguing in [[Moe's Tavern]] with a drunken [[Barney Gumble]])'' | ||
:'''Boggs''': "And I say Britain's greatest Prime Minister was [[wikipedia:William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham|Pitt the Elder]]!" | :'''Boggs''': "And I say Britain's greatest Prime Minister was [[wikipedia:William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham|Pitt the Elder]]!" | ||
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Revision as of 14:15, July 15, 2010
Quotes
- Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.
- Woman: My baby!
- Jose Canseco: Have no fear, I will save your baby!
- Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with baby.
- Woman: Thank you!
- Cat mewling is heard.
- Woman: My cat!
- Jose Canseco: Have no fear, I will save your cat!
- Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.
- Woman: Thank you!
- "The Alley Cat" is heard.
- Woman: My old-time Victrola!
- Jose Canseco: Oh, brother!
- (Wade Boggs is arguing in Moe's Tavern with a drunken Barney Gumble)
- Boggs: "And I say Britain's greatest Prime Minister was Pitt the Elder!"
- Barney: "Lord Palmerston!"
- Boggs: "Pitt the Elder!"
- Barney: "Lord Palmerston!"
- Boggs: "PITT-THE-ELDER!!!!"
- Barney: "O.K. You asked for it Boggs!"
- Barney knocks Boggs out
- Moe: "You showed him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder."
- Barney: "Lord Palmerston!!!"
- (Barney knocks Moe out too)
