Difference between revisions of "Treehouse of Horror II/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Marge''': | + | :'''Marge''': Homer, where'd you get the monkey's paw? |
| − | :'''Homer''': | + | :'''Homer''': I got it from the stand...over..there. |
| − | :'' | + | :''Points to an empty space. A gust of wind is blowing sand around'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': | + | :'''Homer''': Oh, wait. It's over there. |
| + | :'''Merchant''': You will be sorry. | ||
| − | <hr width=50%/>:'''Kodos''': They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all..." | + | <hr width=50%/> |
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| + | :'''Kodos''': They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all..." | ||
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| + | <hr width=50%/> | ||
| + | :''Mr. Burns has kicked the robot, causing it to fall and crush him.'' | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': Have trouble breathing...organs leaking vital fluids...Smithers...I am going to die. | ||
| + | :'''Smithers''': No! Cannot anything be done?! | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': We have one chance. Go to my office...open the desk...third drawer...there is some ether. | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': WAUGH! | ||
| + | :''Homer awakens and enters bathroom. He turns on light to see a scary reflection in mirror.'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': AUGH! | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': Perhaps you are curious as to why you have two heads. Well you see, your ample shoulder space provided an oppurtunity for my head to be grafted. | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': It is only a nightmare! I did not wake up...I did not wake up! | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': Oh sure, it is only a nightmare. Keep telling yourself that. | ||
| + | :''Fade to black, then Simpsons jingle plays.'' | ||
| + | :'''Narrator''': Next week, on ''The Simpsons''... | ||
| + | :''Kitchen. Simpsons family is eating breakfast.'' | ||
| + | :'''Lisa''': Hey Dad, next Friday the school is hosting an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner. | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': Woo hoo! | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': But Homer, next Friday the plant is having a reception. We are welcoming Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands. | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': D'oh! I hate having two heads. | ||
{{Season 3 Q}} | {{Season 3 Q}} | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 14:03, June 30, 2010
- Marge: Homer, where'd you get the monkey's paw?
- Homer: I got it from the stand...over..there.
- Points to an empty space. A gust of wind is blowing sand around
- Homer: Oh, wait. It's over there.
- Merchant: You will be sorry.
- Kodos: They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all..."
- Mr. Burns has kicked the robot, causing it to fall and crush him.
- Mr. Burns: Have trouble breathing...organs leaking vital fluids...Smithers...I am going to die.
- Smithers: No! Cannot anything be done?!
- Mr. Burns: We have one chance. Go to my office...open the desk...third drawer...there is some ether.
- Homer: WAUGH!
- Homer awakens and enters bathroom. He turns on light to see a scary reflection in mirror.
- Homer: AUGH!
- Mr. Burns: Perhaps you are curious as to why you have two heads. Well you see, your ample shoulder space provided an oppurtunity for my head to be grafted.
- Homer: It is only a nightmare! I did not wake up...I did not wake up!
- Mr. Burns: Oh sure, it is only a nightmare. Keep telling yourself that.
- Fade to black, then Simpsons jingle plays.
- Narrator: Next week, on The Simpsons...
- Kitchen. Simpsons family is eating breakfast.
- Lisa: Hey Dad, next Friday the school is hosting an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.
- Homer: Woo hoo!
- Mr. Burns: But Homer, next Friday the plant is having a reception. We are welcoming Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands.
- Homer: D'oh! I hate having two heads.
