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:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a li'l al-key-hol in this punch.
 
:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a li'l al-key-hol in this punch.
  
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<hr width="50%" />:'''[[Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]''': ''[Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek]'' Awww... That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.
:'''[[Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]''': ''[Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek]'' Awww... That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.
 
 
:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.
 
:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.
 
:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid!
 
:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid!
 
:'''Homer''': Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss.
 
:'''Homer''': Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss.
  
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<hr width="50%" />:'''Homer''': I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
:'''Homer''': I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
 
 
:'''Marge''': Well maybe we should move to a larger community.
 
:'''Marge''': Well maybe we should move to a larger community.
 
:'''Homer''': D'oh!
 
:'''Homer''': D'oh!
  
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<hr width="50%" />:'''Homer''': When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
:'''Homer''': When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
 
  
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<hr width="50%" />:''[The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.]''
:''[The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.]''
 
 
:'''Homer''': Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
 
:'''Homer''': Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
 
:'''Bart''': No belching.
 
:'''Bart''': No belching.
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:'''Bart''': These people are obviously freaks.
 
:'''Bart''': These people are obviously freaks.
  
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<hr width="50%" />:'''Homer: '''I've murdered us all (i've murdered us all), Shut Up! (shut up, shut up) Doh'! (do'h)
:''Mr. Burns and Mr. Smithers stand in front of the Simpsons family.''
 
:'''Mr. Burns''': And this must be... er... Brat.
 
:'''Bart''': Bart.
 
:'''Homer''': Don't correct the man, Brat.
 
 
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{{Season 1 Q}}
 
[[Category:Quotes]]
 
[[Category:Quotes]]

Revision as of 08:37, August 27, 2010



Marge: I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a li'l al-key-hol in this punch.

:Mr. Burns: [Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek] Awww... That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.
Homer: Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.
Bart: Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid!
Homer: Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss.

:Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
Marge: Well maybe we should move to a larger community.
Homer: D'oh!

:Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
:[The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.]
Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
Bart: No belching.
Lisa: That dad has a shirt on!
Marge: Look, napkins!
Bart: These people are obviously freaks.

:Homer: I've murdered us all (i've murdered us all), Shut Up! (shut up, shut up) Doh'! (do'h)

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