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| − | + | :'''Smithers''': Sir, the numbers are down. | |
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': No problem, I have lived through the Depression, two recessions and five years of McKinelynomics. Let us begin the layoffs. Let us see.. | ||
| + | :''Burns looks at monitors, and sees one man fixing pipes.'' | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': ...fire him... | ||
| + | :''Mr. Burns sees another man working diligently.'' | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': ..and him... | ||
| + | :''Mr. Burns sees Homer staring into space, but wearing glasses.'' | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns''': Hmm, better keep the egghead. No telling when he will come in handy. | ||
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:'''[[Robert Goulet]]''': ''(coming out of the airplane and sees Bart with him name on a sign)'' Are you from the casino? | :'''[[Robert Goulet]]''': ''(coming out of the airplane and sees Bart with him name on a sign)'' Are you from the casino? | ||
:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': I am from "a" casino. | :'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': I am from "a" casino. | ||
Revision as of 09:26, June 3, 2010
- Smithers: Sir, the numbers are down.
- Mr. Burns: No problem, I have lived through the Depression, two recessions and five years of McKinelynomics. Let us begin the layoffs. Let us see..
- Burns looks at monitors, and sees one man fixing pipes.
- Mr. Burns: ...fire him...
- Mr. Burns sees another man working diligently.
- Mr. Burns: ..and him...
- Mr. Burns sees Homer staring into space, but wearing glasses.
- Mr. Burns: Hmm, better keep the egghead. No telling when he will come in handy.
- Robert Goulet: (coming out of the airplane and sees Bart with him name on a sign) Are you from the casino?
- Bart: I am from "a" casino.
- Robert Goulet: Eh, good enough. Let us go.
- (Bart takes Robert Goulet to his treehouse)
- Robert Goulet: "Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager."
- Nelson Muntz (brandishing his fist at Goulet): "Your manager says for you to shut up!"
- Robert Goulet: "Vera said that?"
- Last lines of episode
- Marge: What happened at Lisa's geography pageant?
- Geography pageant
- Principal Skinner: And an award goes to those who had obviously no help from their parents whatsoever, Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum!
- Lisa is wearing Homer's crudely made and misspelled "FLOREDA" costume, while Ralph taped a piece of looseleaf paper to himself with "IDAHO" written on it
- Ralph: I am Idaho!
- Principal Skinner: Yes you are.
- Deleted scene
- James Bont: Hit me.
- Homer deals Bont a card
- James Bont: Joker?
- Homer: Joker is a card.
- James Bont: You are supposed to take the Jokers out of the decks to play blackjack! Hit me again!
- Homer deals Bont another card
- James Bont: Rules for playing stud poker?
- Bont is suddenly dragged away by two muscular men
