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Latest revision as of 11:34, August 16, 2021
- Bart: Whatcha doin', Homeslice?
- Homer: Sport of kings, my boy. I'm hanging the wallpaper!
- Bart: I thought mom gave you money to hire a professional.
- Homer: Professionals! You know what professionals have gotten us?! The Titanic, the atom bomb, and sugar substitutes! Someone has to draw the line and that someone is me!
- Bart: I'm guessing you took the money and spent it on beer.
- Homer: That's neither here nor there.
- Homer: Now that we have that little unpleasantness out of the way, it's time to cut the wallpaper to size. Just even it up a little... Take a teensy bit off here... Hmm... Not quite even. Maybe a peensy bit off there... Okay, then a teensy more here, peensy more there... Still not right. Teensy more... Peensy more... Teense!... Peensy! YAAAARGH!!
