Difference between revisions of "Don't Forget to Leave a Tipster/Quotes"

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Milhouse Van Houten: Six. Ha! Do not pass "Go," and I just shot your battle tank!

Bart: Man, this game stinks!!

Milhouse: But Lollipop-opoly vs. Tank-ship is the best mash-up we could make from leftover game parts and the Halloween candy no one wanted.

Bart: Mash-up? This is a trash-up!

Milhouse: But we can't afford any new stuff.

Bart: I know.

Bart: Ralph was driving! Chief Wiggum is so busted. It's tipster video gold! How did it look thorough the camera?

Milhouse: It looked great! It's a shame that I forgot to press the record button.

Bart: D'oh!

Milhouse: I guess that's strike three. We're out.

Bart: Not so fast! What if we create our own news story? We'll make a must-see video that features the elusive and mysterious El Barto!

Bart: Wow! Two hundred bucks!

Milhouse: We're rich! Let's get food delivered from every restaurant in town!

Bart: First, we're gonna make some more easy tipster video cash.

Milhouse: But we have to return the camera before my dad realizes it's missing.

Bart: Okay, so it'll be something we can shoot quick. Something over the top.

Bart: Looks like we'll just have to make do with that $200 we already made.

Milhouse: You're forgetting... we're gonna have to pay my dad back for his camera, and I think that cost $400!

Bart: Ugh! Could this get any worse?

Martin Prince: And cut! Thanks, chaps!

Bart: Martin?

Martin Prince: The ill-timed jump! The flying camera! The majestic bird! I caught the whole amazing sequence on video, and Kent Brockman is going to love it!

Bart: D'oh!