Difference between revisions of "Secret Size Me/Quotes"
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I haven't eaten anything since the snack I had in the car on my way over her! Garçon! My usual! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} You know the rules, Mr. Simpson. You have to wait in line before demanding your order. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's... so... beautiful.... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hey-ho, neighborino! What kind of fancy burger is that? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Butt out, Flanders. Eating. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ned}} Okilly-dokilly! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Mmmm... secrets... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Step aside, losers! I want one of every item on the secret menu! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} Uh, well... I'm not allowed to sever secret items unless they're specifically ordered. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} But I don't know what the names are! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} Sorry! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} "Flappy pappy hog burger"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} No. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} "Double-town trick sticks"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} No. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} "Underground nacho party-style"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} Not even close. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} "Angry man's bad choice"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} No. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Puh-leeeease! Please - pleasepleaseplease --- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} I can't tell you, sir! It's secret! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} How about I tell you a secret? Then you can tell me one! I once ate a toenail. I dream of leaving Bart stranded at sea. I can't clap. I'm pretty sure faking the moon landing was my idea. I chew tinfoil even though I know I'm not supposed to. I don't know what a webinar is! And I never know if what I see in a mirror is a reflection, or if I'm the reflection! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} Okay! Okay! Fine. I'll tell you! Just please stop sharing personal details! You've already tested everything on the secret menu. There's only the one item. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [GRUMBLE!] Lousy, delicious, non-secret food... unless... hee hee hee! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Whoa, what kind of glorious Krustyburger is that? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Sorry, chief. Can't tell you. It's a secret. | |
Revision as of 16:10, May 14, 2021
- Homer: I haven't eaten anything since the snack I had in the car on my way over her! Garçon! My usual!
- Squeaky-voiced teen: You know the rules, Mr. Simpson. You have to wait in line before demanding your order.
- Homer: It's... so... beautiful....
- Ned Flanders: Hey-ho, neighborino! What kind of fancy burger is that?
- Homer: Butt out, Flanders. Eating.
- Ned: Okilly-dokilly!
- Homer: Mmmm... secrets...
- Homer: Step aside, losers! I want one of every item on the secret menu!
- Squeaky-voiced teen: Uh, well... I'm not allowed to sever secret items unless they're specifically ordered.
- Homer: But I don't know what the names are!
- Squeaky-voiced teen: Sorry!
- Homer: "Flappy pappy hog burger"?
- Squeaky-voiced teen: No.
- Homer: "Double-town trick sticks"?
- Squeaky-voiced teen: No.
- Homer: "Underground nacho party-style"?
- Squeaky-voiced teen: Not even close.
- Homer: "Angry man's bad choice"?
- Squeaky-voiced teen: No.
- Homer: Puh-leeeease! Please - pleasepleaseplease ---
- Squeaky-voiced teen: I can't tell you, sir! It's secret!
- Homer: How about I tell you a secret? Then you can tell me one! I once ate a toenail. I dream of leaving Bart stranded at sea. I can't clap. I'm pretty sure faking the moon landing was my idea. I chew tinfoil even though I know I'm not supposed to. I don't know what a webinar is! And I never know if what I see in a mirror is a reflection, or if I'm the reflection!
- Squeaky-voiced teen: Okay! Okay! Fine. I'll tell you! Just please stop sharing personal details! You've already tested everything on the secret menu. There's only the one item.
- Homer: [GRUMBLE!] Lousy, delicious, non-secret food... unless... hee hee hee!
- Chief Wiggum: Whoa, what kind of glorious Krustyburger is that?
- Homer: Sorry, chief. Can't tell you. It's a secret.
