Difference between revisions of "The Laugh Man on Earth!/Quotes"
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} Hi, everybody! And welcome to "The Krusty the Clow Show", coming to you from the intensive care unit at Doctor Nick's Discount Hospitalitorium. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Hey, hey! It's me kids! I wanna thank Doctor Nick for bringing me back to life though the miracle of organ transplants. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Nick}} My pleasure. Funny story, you're now more camel than man! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Are you not angry, Homer? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I would be if this pie wasn't so tasty! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Happy birthday, Krusty The entire town decided to surprise you! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah, we've been hiding all day! It wasn't easy, especially considering how fat most of Springfield is! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} [PHEW!] I've been hiding behind trees and holding my gut in all day! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} This isn't so bad! I don't really need anyone. Well... maybe Sideshow Mel. He would have slipped on that banana peel and got a concussion, thrown his back out... maybe even broken his head bone. [SIGH!] It would a been hilarious... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Mmmmm! Nice, crisp lettuce, ripe tomato, a toasted sesame seed bun, and the patty is perfectly seasoned. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} Now try mine!! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Um... this is a urinal cake stuck between two sponges. | |
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Revision as of 16:12, May 9, 2021
- Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody! And welcome to "The Krusty the Clow Show", coming to you from the intensive care unit at Doctor Nick's Discount Hospitalitorium.
- Krusty the Clown: Hey, hey! It's me kids! I wanna thank Doctor Nick for bringing me back to life though the miracle of organ transplants.
- Dr. Nick: My pleasure. Funny story, you're now more camel than man!
- Barney Gumble: Are you not angry, Homer?
- Homer: I would be if this pie wasn't so tasty!
- Sideshow Mel: Happy birthday, Krusty The entire town decided to surprise you!
- Bart: Yeah, we've been hiding all day! It wasn't easy, especially considering how fat most of Springfield is!
- Homer: [PHEW!] I've been hiding behind trees and holding my gut in all day!
- Krusty: This isn't so bad! I don't really need anyone. Well... maybe Sideshow Mel. He would have slipped on that banana peel and got a concussion, thrown his back out... maybe even broken his head bone. [SIGH!] It would a been hilarious...
- Chief Wiggum: Mmmmm! Nice, crisp lettuce, ripe tomato, a toasted sesame seed bun, and the patty is perfectly seasoned.
- Krusty: Now try mine!!
- Chief Wiggum: Um... this is a urinal cake stuck between two sponges.
