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Difference between revisions of "Homer Goes to Hell!/Quotes"

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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' I thought your dad was taking us trick-or-treating, Bart!
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I thought your dad was taking us trick-or-treating, Bart!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' He's inside Moe's, getting his costume on.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} He's inside Moe's, getting his costume on.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' What's he going as?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} What's he going as?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' A fat, bald drunk!
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{{qf|Bart}} A fat, bald drunk!
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Heh. Now there's a freaky Hallowe'en costume! What kind of a crazy kid would dress as Ma--
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Heh. Now there's a freaky Hallowe'en costume! What kind of a crazy kid would dress as Ma--
:'''[[Maggie]]:''' Graraar! Arrrrararar!
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{{qf|[[Maggie]]}} Graraar! Arrrrararar!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' [GASP] Maggie! You're not dressed as you! You are you! What idiot gave you these dangerous sharp fake teeth? Was it Bart? Or me? or-- Ahh! What fiend gave you those leathery real bat-wings? Was it Dracula? Or Satan? or---
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{{qf|Homer}} [GASP] Maggie! You're not dressed as you! You are you! What idiot gave you these dangerous sharp fake teeth? Was it Bart? Or me? or—Ahh! What fiend gave you those leathery real bat-wings? Was it Dracula? Or Satan? or---
 
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:'''[[Bart]] & {{ch|Lemmy}}:''' Trick or treat, meat!!
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{{qf|Bart & {{ch|Lemmy}}}} Trick or treat, meat!!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Even seen such a flabby soul, Lemmy?
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{{qf|Bart}} Even seen such a flabby soul, Lemmy?
:'''{{ch|Lemmy}}:''' Quite a heavy load, all right! This looks like a job... for Motörhead! Phil! Mikkey! Drag him to hell!
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{{qf|Lemmy}} Quite a heavy load, all right! This looks like a job... for Motörhead! Phil! Mikkey! Drag him to hell!
 
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:'''[[Moe]]:''' Aah, quit whinin' or get out. A dive bar's no place for unhappiness.
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{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Aah, quit whinin' or get out. A dive bar's no place for unhappiness.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, Moe... I just had the weirdest dream. Bart was there, and Motörhead was thhere, and Kaiser Wilhelm was there...
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, Moe... I just had the weirdest dream. Bart was there, and Motörhead was thhere, and Kaiser Wilhelm was there...
:'''{{ch|Lemmy}}:''' Actually, Homer, this is the dream! You really are rotting and burning in hell!
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{{qf|Lemmy}} Actually, Homer, this is the dream! You really are rotting and burning in hell!
:'''[[Moe]]:''' You tell him, Lemmy!
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{{qf|Moe}} You tell him, Lemmy!
 
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer! You're back! And I'm alive!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer! You're back! And I'm alive!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' [GROAN] My horns are gone! What'd you do, dad?
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{{qf|Bart}} [GROAN] My horns are gone! What'd you do, dad?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' What any good father would! I fixed everything temporarily!
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{{qf|Homer}} What any good father would! I fixed everything temporarily!

Revision as of 10:45, May 9, 2021



Milhouse Van Houten: I thought your dad was taking us trick-or-treating, Bart!
Bart: He's inside Moe's, getting his costume on.
Milhouse: What's he going as?
Bart: A fat, bald drunk!

Homer: Heh. Now there's a freaky Hallowe'en costume! What kind of a crazy kid would dress as Ma--
Maggie: Graraar! Arrrrararar!
Homer: [GASP] Maggie! You're not dressed as you! You are you! What idiot gave you these dangerous sharp fake teeth? Was it Bart? Or me? or—Ahh! What fiend gave you those leathery real bat-wings? Was it Dracula? Or Satan? or---

Bart & Lemmy: Trick or treat, meat!!
Bart: Even seen such a flabby soul, Lemmy?
Lemmy: Quite a heavy load, all right! This looks like a job... for Motörhead! Phil! Mikkey! Drag him to hell!

Moe Szyslak: Aah, quit whinin' or get out. A dive bar's no place for unhappiness.
Homer: Oh, Moe... I just had the weirdest dream. Bart was there, and Motörhead was thhere, and Kaiser Wilhelm was there...
Lemmy: Actually, Homer, this is the dream! You really are rotting and burning in hell!
Moe: You tell him, Lemmy!

Marge: Homer! You're back! And I'm alive!
Bart: [GROAN] My horns are gone! What'd you do, dad?
Homer: What any good father would! I fixed everything temporarily!