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| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} So where was I? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} [SIGH] You were telling us about a sandwich you ate back in 1956... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Right! Well, I didn't have any money, so I traded my shoelaces for it! Granted, I wasn't wearing shoelaces at the time... so I borrowed some from a friendly hobo. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Ugh. When is mom going to pick us up? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} She's shopping for some skinny jeans that actually fit dad... sot it could be hours! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} And that ends the tale of the turkey sandwich. The end! [SNORE!] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Guess he was destined to tell that sandwich story. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} At least it's over! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Deondre the Giant]]}} Abe, there are thing in life that are worth fighting for! Things like family! Not a sandwich! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} You're one wise giant, fella! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Deondre the Giant}} [MUNCH!] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} And then i realized that a ham sandwich isn't worth fighting over. But a turkey sandwich definitely is. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} A lot of famous people came into the club my favorite was probably Cannonball Adderley! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} The famous Jazz saxophonist?! I never knew that! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Oh, yes! Cannonball came in all the time! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Enough! I can't take this anymore! Grampa, I appreciate that you want to share your history with us. But none of this ever happened!! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} [SIGH] You'r right, Lisa. I guess I tell stories to that maybe you'll stick around. I thought you kids would want to spend more time with me if I my stories were as entertaining as possible. | |
Revision as of 10:32, May 9, 2021
- Grampa: So where was I?
- Lisa: [SIGH] You were telling us about a sandwich you ate back in 1956...
- Grampa: Right! Well, I didn't have any money, so I traded my shoelaces for it! Granted, I wasn't wearing shoelaces at the time... so I borrowed some from a friendly hobo.
- Bart: Ugh. When is mom going to pick us up?
- Lisa: She's shopping for some skinny jeans that actually fit dad... sot it could be hours!
- Grampa: And that ends the tale of the turkey sandwich. The end! [SNORE!]
- Lisa: Guess he was destined to tell that sandwich story.
- Bart: At least it's over!
- Deondre the Giant: Abe, there are thing in life that are worth fighting for! Things like family! Not a sandwich!
- Grampa: You're one wise giant, fella!
- Deondre the Giant: [MUNCH!]
- Grampa: And then i realized that a ham sandwich isn't worth fighting over. But a turkey sandwich definitely is.
- Grampa: A lot of famous people came into the club my favorite was probably Cannonball Adderley!
- Lisa: The famous Jazz saxophonist?! I never knew that!
- Grampa: Oh, yes! Cannonball came in all the time!
- Lisa: Enough! I can't take this anymore! Grampa, I appreciate that you want to share your history with us. But none of this ever happened!!
- Grampa: [SIGH] You'r right, Lisa. I guess I tell stories to that maybe you'll stick around. I thought you kids would want to spend more time with me if I my stories were as entertaining as possible.
