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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} What?! The neighborhood rules association says we have to take down the clothesline because it's an eyesore! Well, I never. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} That's just dumb. Nobody can see it except for the Flanders and they don't seem to mind. When is the next general meeting of the association? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Thursday night. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Good. I'll put together a presentation that proves our clothesline is not an eyesore. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} You'd better leave Homer's underpants of it then. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} That's probably a good idea... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Ok. Although I bet even those could be changed into a work of art. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I'll never understand why you study stuff that has nothing to do with school. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I'm looking for images of laundry in fine art books to prove that hanging clothes to dry is not an eyesore. Check this out. You might like it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Whoa! This can't be art. It's too cool. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Many people associate clothes drying in the breeze with low-income families who can't afford machines. But people have dried their clothes in nature for millennia. Energy-drainging dryers have only been around since the 1950s. Consider the artist Christo's famous "gates" that turned Central Park into an amazing walk-though painting. Sheets on clotheslines produce a smilar visual effect. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Norman]]}} Yeah, yeah art, schmart the're no way you can call this art! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} But that's my... my... underthing! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, that was brilliant. You saved the day! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Pas de quoi. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Thank you children. This reminds me of hoe everyone used to dry clothes. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} It looks kind of nice, doesn't it? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What... Homer's underpants? Bwa-ha-ha! | |
Revision as of 15:41, May 8, 2021
- Marge: What?! The neighborhood rules association says we have to take down the clothesline because it's an eyesore! Well, I never.
- Lisa: That's just dumb. Nobody can see it except for the Flanders and they don't seem to mind. When is the next general meeting of the association?
- Marge: Thursday night.
- Lisa: Good. I'll put together a presentation that proves our clothesline is not an eyesore.
- Bart: You'd better leave Homer's underpants of it then.
- Marge: That's probably a good idea...
- Lisa: Ok. Although I bet even those could be changed into a work of art.
- Bart: I'll never understand why you study stuff that has nothing to do with school.
- Lisa: I'm looking for images of laundry in fine art books to prove that hanging clothes to dry is not an eyesore. Check this out. You might like it.
- Bart: Whoa! This can't be art. It's too cool.
- Lisa: Many people associate clothes drying in the breeze with low-income families who can't afford machines. But people have dried their clothes in nature for millennia. Energy-drainging dryers have only been around since the 1950s. Consider the artist Christo's famous "gates" that turned Central Park into an amazing walk-though painting. Sheets on clotheslines produce a smilar visual effect.
- Mr. Norman: Yeah, yeah art, schmart the're no way you can call this art!
- Marge: But that's my... my... underthing!
- Lisa: Bart, that was brilliant. You saved the day!
- Bart: Pas de quoi.
- Marge: Thank you children. This reminds me of hoe everyone used to dry clothes.
- Lisa: It looks kind of nice, doesn't it?
- Bart: What... Homer's underpants? Bwa-ha-ha!
