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Difference between revisions of "Cyrano de Bart/Quotes"

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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Milhouse, is that the new issue of "Radioactive Man?"
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, Milhouse, is that the new issue of ''{{ap|Radioactive Man|comic}}''?
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' No, I bought the classic comic of "Cyrano de Bergerac" by mistkae.
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} No, I bought the classic comic of Cyrano de Bergerac by mistake.
:'''Bart:''' Cyrano de who...?
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{{qf|Bart}} Cyrano de who...?
:'''Milhouse:''' It's about this guy who like a girl and gets another guy to tell him what to say her.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} It's about this guy who like a girl and gets another guy to tell him what to say her.
:'''Bart:''' So?
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{{qf|Bart}} So?
:'''Milhouse:''' So, you've gotta help me, Bart! If you tell me what Lisa likes, I'll be able to talk to her. Then she might like me, too!
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{{qf|Milhouse}} So, you've gotta help me, Bart! If you tell me what Lisa likes, I'll be able to talk to her. Then she might like me, too!
:'''Bart:''' Okay, but it'll cost ya.
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{{qf|Bart}} Okay, but it'll cost ya.
 
 
 
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Milhouse, what are you doing out here?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Milhouse, what are you doing out here?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Uh, hi, Lisa I was just thinking about ponies, and boy bands... and how dreamy Tommy from N'Style is.  
:'''Milhouse:''' Uh, hi, Lisa I was just thinking about ponies, and boy bands... and how dreamy Tommy from N'Style is.  
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{{qf|Lisa}} Milhouse, are you feeling okay?
:'''Lisa:''' Milhouse, are you feeling okay?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Nothing that playing my saxophone wouldn't cure.
:'''Milhouse:''' Nothing that playing my saxophone wouldn't cure.
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{{qf|Lisa}} You don't play the sax.
:'''Lisa:''' You don't play the sax.
 
 
 
 
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Wow, it really worked! She talked to me for three whole minutes! Imagine if I'd read the actual book!
:'''Milhouse:''' Wow, it really worked! She talked to me for three whole minutes! Imagine if I'd read the actual book!
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{{qf|Bart}} Man, you'd still be just as pathetic.
:'''Bart:''' Man, you'd still be just as pathetic.
 

Revision as of 14:44, May 8, 2021



Bart: Hey, Milhouse, is that the new issue of Radioactive Man?
Milhouse Van Houten: No, I bought the classic comic of Cyrano de Bergerac by mistake.
Bart: Cyrano de who...?
Milhouse: It's about this guy who like a girl and gets another guy to tell him what to say her.
Bart: So?
Milhouse: So, you've gotta help me, Bart! If you tell me what Lisa likes, I'll be able to talk to her. Then she might like me, too!
Bart: Okay, but it'll cost ya.

Lisa: Milhouse, what are you doing out here?
Milhouse: Uh, hi, Lisa I was just thinking about ponies, and boy bands... and how dreamy Tommy from N'Style is.
Lisa: Milhouse, are you feeling okay?
Milhouse: Nothing that playing my saxophone wouldn't cure.
Lisa: You don't play the sax.

Milhouse: Wow, it really worked! She talked to me for three whole minutes! Imagine if I'd read the actual book!
Bart: Man, you'd still be just as pathetic.