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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I can't believe it. The jury didn't even deliberate. They just ook a vote right in the courtroom, Your father will spend the next twenty years in prison. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} Cheer up, Marge. He'll never do twenty years. He'll get shivved in the shower long before then. Or the exercise yard. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} Or the laundry. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Patty}} Or burned alive in his cell. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Selma}} Or get ground glass put in his food. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Aw hoo hoo hoo! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Hey Simpson! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Uh-oh. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} Is it true your old man is in jail? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Um... yes? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} So's my old man. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} My dad too. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} My mom and my dad. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Oh. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Jimbo}} Is he doin' hard time? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Life without parole. For terrorism. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dolph}} Man... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Nuclear terrorism! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Kearney}} Awesome. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Gaaag! Lok at this guy's hair! Ah ha ha ha! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Sideshow Bob]]}} Homer Simpson? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You know me? You must have seen my trail on TV. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sideshow Bob}} You don't remember me? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'd remember that hair, pal. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sideshow Bob}} I'm Sideshow Bob. Your son is responsible for me being here. And I have dedicated my life to his destruction. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, yeah. Well, that kid is a nuisance. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sideshow Bob}} So, you're comfortable sharing an eight by ten room with me for the rest of our lives? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Heck, you've had your hands around his throat almost as much as I have. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Frank Grimes, Jr.]]}} You can't escape me any more than you can escape the past! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Who are you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Frank Grimes, Jr.}} I'm Frank Grimes, Jr.! My father was Frank Grimes! I was sent to prison for trying to avenge his death at your hand! Remember? You still don't know me, Homer? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I've had a lot going on. Who can rembmer all this stuff? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Kids! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart & [[Lisa]]}} Dad! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's been so long! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Long anough to forget about your bowling bag? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} My what? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Never mind. | |
Revision as of 10:58, May 8, 2021
- Marge: I can't believe it. The jury didn't even deliberate. They just ook a vote right in the courtroom, Your father will spend the next twenty years in prison.
- Patty Bouvier: Cheer up, Marge. He'll never do twenty years. He'll get shivved in the shower long before then. Or the exercise yard.
- Selma Bouvier: Or the laundry.
- Patty: Or burned alive in his cell.
- Selma: Or get ground glass put in his food.
- Marge: Aw hoo hoo hoo!
- Jimbo Jones: Hey Simpson!
- Bart: Uh-oh.
- Jimbo: Is it true your old man is in jail?
- Bart: Um... yes?
- Jimbo: So's my old man.
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: My dad too.
- Dolph Starbeam: My mom and my dad.
- Bart: Oh.
- Jimbo: Is he doin' hard time?
- Bart: Life without parole. For terrorism.
- Dolph: Man...
- Bart: Nuclear terrorism!
- Kearney: Awesome.
- Homer: Gaaag! Lok at this guy's hair! Ah ha ha ha!
- Sideshow Bob: Homer Simpson?
- Homer: You know me? You must have seen my trail on TV.
- Sideshow Bob: You don't remember me?
- Homer: I'd remember that hair, pal.
- Sideshow Bob: I'm Sideshow Bob. Your son is responsible for me being here. And I have dedicated my life to his destruction.
- Homer: Oh, yeah. Well, that kid is a nuisance.
- Sideshow Bob: So, you're comfortable sharing an eight by ten room with me for the rest of our lives?
- Homer: Heck, you've had your hands around his throat almost as much as I have.
- Frank Grimes, Jr.: You can't escape me any more than you can escape the past!
- Homer: Who are you?
- Frank Grimes, Jr.: I'm Frank Grimes, Jr.! My father was Frank Grimes! I was sent to prison for trying to avenge his death at your hand! Remember? You still don't know me, Homer?
- Homer: I've had a lot going on. Who can rembmer all this stuff?
- Homer: Kids!
- Bart & Lisa: Dad!
- Homer: It's been so long!
- Bart: Long anough to forget about your bowling bag?
- Homer: My what?
- Bart: Never mind.
