Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update/The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle and Space Cadet Gameplay"

==Hallowed Be Thy Shame==

===Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 1===

{{THT|After the user logs in on December 18th:}}

{{TBT|Ned: This Movementarian malarky is starting to look like a movement. We need to find a way to stop it and get our sheep back into their proper fold.}}

{{TBT|Marge: Maybe we should consult an expert on cults?}}

{{TBT|Ned: Good idea!}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Halos [x150]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Ned Consult Lovejoy (4h, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Marge Put Out the Nativity for Inspiration (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Rev. Lovejoy: Every religion has its own path to truth, Ned. Who is to say one is better than the others?}}

{{TBT|Ned: We are! Whatever happened to the Inquisition?}}

{{TBT|Rev. Lovejoy: That was the Catholic Church, Ned. We're Protestant.}}

{{TBT|Ned: Darn it! Maybe I should convert to Catholicism, then torture Homer into converting to it, and then we can both convert back to whatever it is we are.}}

{{TBT|Rev. Lovejoy: We are...running into my next appointment. Maybe you should pray for guidance.}}

===Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 2===

{{THT|After completing Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 1:}}

{{TBT|Ned: Boys, to get Homer back to his family, we've got to pray harder than we've ever prayed before.}}

{{TBT|Rod: Even harder than that time Bart hid a walkie-talkie in our room and made us think the demons were talking to us in our sleep?}}

{{TBT|Todd: Even harder than that time Bart replaced the pages of Deuteronomy with chapter four of The Anarchist Cookbook?}}

{{TBT|Ned: Harder than you've ever prayed because of anything Bart has ever done to you.}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Halos [x150]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Ned Pray Harder Than He's Ever Prayed Before (4h, Flanders House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Rod: '''Task: '''Make Rod Pray Harder Than Todd (4h, Flanders House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Todd: '''Task: '''Make Todd Pray Harder Than Rod (4h, Flanders House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Bart Put the Finishing Touches on the Next Prank (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|God: Come on, Ned! It's Christmas Eve Eve!}}

{{TBT|Ned: And because it's Christmas Eve Eve, I direct my prayer to the Baby Jesus and ask for his help.}}

{{TBT|God: Fine. BJ, it's for you!}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: Wah!}}

===Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 3===

{{THT|After completing Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 2:}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: What in the — where am I?}}

{{TBT|Ned: Springfield.}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: Which one?}}

{{TBT|Ned: Well, I suppose there's no point being coy about it anymore…}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: Nevermind! I'm too cranky to listen, because I'm a baby! When is nap time?}}

{{TBT|Ned: Baby Jesus, I brought you here to save Christmas by bringing Homer Simpson back to his family.}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: If Homer's family wants him back, why did I only hear prayers from you?}}

{{TBT|Marge: Umm…}}

{{TBT|Bart: Well…}}

{{TBT|Lisa: You ignored my prayers until Ned repeated them!}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: My bad.}}

{{TBT|Ned: Baby Jesus, you need to go to the cult compound and bring Homer home!}}

{{TBT|Ned: Just look at these pamphlets. They go on and on about frazzles! I think this cult exploits people's stress and turns them into mindless automatons.}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: I do sometimes feel frazzled...}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Halos [x150]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Ned Take Baby Jesus to the Cult Compound (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Baby Jesus: '''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Read Cult Pamphlets to Catch Up (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has The Leader: '''Task: '''Make The Leader Measure Baby Jesus' F-levels (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|The Leader: Your F-levels are off the charts!}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: This season is hard for me — it's Christmas AND my birthday!}}

{{TBT|The Leader: We've got to indoctrinate you, stat!}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: If you think it'll help.}}

{{TBT|The Leader: How about you, Ned? We're running a two-brainwashes-for-the-price-of-one holiday special.}}

{{TBT|Ned: My brain only gets washed in holy water!}}

{{TBT|The Leader: Be careful — that can cause shrinkage.}}

===Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 4===

{{THT|After completing Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 3:}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: Ugh, another gruel dinner? Homer, when do we get to ride in the spaceship?}}

{{TBT|Homer: Any day now, Baby Jesus. We just need to finish the lima bean harvest, the license plate production batch, the re-shooting of the propaganda film now in HD…}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: Right, got it. So it's a long time.}}

{{TBT|Homer: …building that new barn, the tune-up on The Leader's limo, the PR tour on the morning shows…}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: I said I got it!}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Halos [x150]<br/>If the user has Baby Jesus: '''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Drive the Movementarian Ad Truck (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Climb the Cult Ranks (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Patty: '''Task: '''Make Patty Stay One Rank Ahead of Homer (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Selma: '''Task: '''Make Selma Supervise Homer's Cult Work (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Ned Ask Krusty Claus for Help (4h, Mall Santa Wish Center, Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, Springfield Mall, Mall Station, Mall-O-Rail Station, Heavenly Hills, Simpson House or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Aren't you a bit old to believe in Krusty Claus?}}

{{TBT|Ned: The older I get, the more I believe in it!}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Let me check my Naughty or Not app...}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Your niceness is off the charts! You're entitled to whatever Christmas presents you can afford to buy.}}

{{TBT|Ned: I want Homer to come home for the holidays.}}

{{TBT|Ned: He's joined a spaceship cult with Baby Jesus. There's no way for me to reach him!}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: A spaceship? Big whoop. I've got a self-flying sled.}}

{{TBT|Ned: Self-flying? You don't use reindeer anymore?}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Are you kidding me? The reindeer labor union is the most powerful in the North Pole!}}

{{TBT|Ned: Hmm…you know that gives me an idea. You mind if I borrow this self-flying sled of yours?}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: If you upgrade to the Santa's Workshop Sled Tier Pass, then you get fifteen minutes with it.}}

===Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 5===

{{THT|After completing Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 4:}}

{{TBT|Ned: *flying* Homer! Look up here! How cool is this?! Want to come fly it with me?!}}

{{TBT|Homer: It's a bird!}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: It's a plane!}}

{{TBT|Homer: Nope, pretty sure it's a bird.}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: Only one way to find out. Leader, gimme your hunting rifle.}}

{{TBT|The Leader: Just polished her up.}}

{{TBT|Baby Jesus: Take note, Homer. This is how you keep the 2nd Amendment folks on your side. *blasts sled out of the sky*}}

{{TBT|Ned: *falling* Baby Jesus, whyyyyyyyyyyy??!!!}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Halos [x175]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Ned Land the Self-Flying Sled in a Tree (4h, Self-Flying Sled or Trees)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Wonder if it Was Actually a Bird (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Baby Jesus: '''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Reload (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Ned: Baby Jesus and Krusty Claus let us down, so it's time to bring out the big guns.}}

{{TBT|Marge: The Easter Bunny?}}

{{TBT|Ned: No, bigger. The Old Testament!}}

{{TBT|Ned: Rabbi Krustofsky, can you use some Old Testament fire and brimstone to bring Homer back to his family?}}

{{TBT|Rabbi Krustofsky: So your fancy-shmancy savior lets you down and you come running back to the Old Testament for help?}}

{{TBT|Ned: I'm sorry I asked!}}

{{TBT|Rabbi Krustofsky: I didn't say no. But a certain amount of rubbing it in is part of the deal.}}

{{TBT|Ned: Fine!}}