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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update/The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle and Space Cadet Gameplay

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The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle[edit]

The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on December 9th:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Click...and drag. Click...and drag. Click...and drag. Three items in the cart. Marge. Lisa. Bart. Woohoo! I'm done with all my Christmas clicking!
Tapped Out Maggie Icon.png *sucking sounds*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You know about Christmas?
Tapped Out Maggie Icon.png *sucking sounds*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, what do you want?
Tapped Out Maggie Icon.png *sucking sounds*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png One pacifier coming up! Clicked...and dragged!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Free three-day delivery? Tell that to someone who started shopping before the 23rd!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Verify shipping address? Who's working for who? Nog break!
Task: Make Homer Drink Eggnog (6s, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has Maggie: Task: Make Maggie Verify Homer's Shipping Address (6s, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, you just drank a gallon of eggnog!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We need to finish it off. It's Christmas Eve Eve — and we all know the government takes it away on the 26th.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Why can't we keep it until New Years?! It's seasonal! Seasonal!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle Pt. 2[edit]

After completing The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'll pick up some more eggnog on the way back from the mall.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Remember to get more nutmeg, too! And more nog! And more nutmeg! And more nog!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Stop that!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's hard to get the balance right!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png My sisters are coming over for Christmas so we need to finish putting up the decorations.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Your sisters? But Christmas is the season of love!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'm taking the kids to see Santa. You can Christmas-ify the house until we get back.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm going to make our house a vision of Christmas electric cheer!
Task: Make Homer Cause A Citywide Blackout (6s, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Marge Take the Kids to the Mall (6s, Springfield Mall, Mall Station, Heavenly Hills, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has Maggie: Task: Make Maggie Update Pacifier Quantity in Shopping Cart (6s, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *moaning* Blacking out the town was way funnier when it happened to Chevy Chase!
Tapped Out Movementarian Ad Truck Icon.png Feeling Frazzled? Join the Movementarians for a Frazzle-Free Holiday Feast!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I am feeling frazzled! I do love feasting! This ad truck knows me better than I know myself!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Can you really deliver a frazzle-free holiday?
Tapped Out Recruiter Icon.png Yes! We at the Movementarians create a frazzle-free zone by removing frazzles, which are inter-dimensional grumpiness gremlins. We use our spaceship to dump them in a distant nebula.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You had me at spaceship! How much does this frazzle-free holiday cost?
Tapped Out Recruiter Icon.png The initial frazzle test is free. After that, it's all-you-can-earn.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Did you say all-you-can-eat?
Tapped Out Recruiter Icon.png Sure, that too.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Space Cadet[edit]

Space Cadet Pt. 1[edit]

After completing The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Recruiter Icon.png Your great benevolence, this is the new recruit I told you of.
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png Ah, yes. Homer Simpson. I've just been looking over your test results.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, no. Is it positive? Or negative? Which one is bad and which one am I?
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png Well, according to the F-reader, you're fully frazzled! You're going to have to work really hard and buy many Movementarian books and video tapes if you want to get frazzle-free.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Don't we have suckers to do that stuff for us?
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png Until you find us new suckers, you're the sucker.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How do we find new suckers?
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png The same way we found you — with the ad truck. Here are the keys.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Can I play ice cream truck music while I drive around?
Tapped Out Recruiter Icon.png Hmm. That would bring out many children, sir. Children are young and impressionable.
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png So that's a yes.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woohoo!
Task: Collect Cult Pamplets [x125]
Task: Make Homer Drive the Movementarian Ad Truck (4h, Cult Flying Saucer, Town Hall, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has Patty: Task: Make Patty Chase the Movementarian Ad Truck (4h)
If the user has Selma: Task: Make Selma Chase the Movementarian Ad Truck (4h)
Tapped Out Recruiter Icon.png Congratulations on your new recruits, Homer. You are now a Level One member of our cult!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woohoo! Level one is the highest level I've ever reached in anything! Lemme just park the ad truck and we can talk spaceship plans...
Tapped Out Patty Icon.png We want to be frazzle-free!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *gasp* I don't know what you're talking about. This is an ice cream truck!
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Then I'll have a Fudgsicle.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We're out of ice cream.
Tapped Out Recruiter Icon.png Did you two wish to take the Movementarian personality test and join our family?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Their results came back. They have no personalities.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Too bad, fatty. We're joining your cult anyway, out of spite.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Space Cadet Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Space Cadet Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon.png Okay, kid, have you been naughty or nice this year?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'm non-binary, naughtiness-versus-niceness-wise.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Others see me as naughty, but I self-identify as nice.
Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon.png Uh, okay. What do you want?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png A white Christmas.
Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon.png Does smog from wildfires count?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I mean the new CrimeTown video game: "White Christmas: The Cali Cartel Comes Home for the Holidays". It's about a Christmas Eve turf battle between rival cocaine gangs.
Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon.png The elves have been hitting the nog early, so I'm not sure I can help you out.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I see. It would be a shame if anything happened to that sweet ride of yours.
Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon.png My sleigh? Do your worst, kid. I drive a Lexus.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I know. License plate: MR LAFF. Parked beside the dumpster.
Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon.png Let me reach out to the elves.
Task: Collect Cult Pamplets [x125]
Task: Make Bart Wait for Krusty Claus to Make a Call (4h, Springfield Mall, Mall Station, Heavenly Hills, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Lisa Wait in Line (4h, Springfield Mall, Mall Station, Heavenly Hills, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Marge Shop for Presents (4h, Springfield Mall, Mall Station, Heavenly Hills, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon.png I think you're going to be very happy when you look under the tree on Christmas morning!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png If I'm not, I'll have a whole year to work off whatever I do in response before next Christmas.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You wouldn't like me when I'm naughty.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Space Cadet Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Space Cadet Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Recruiter Icon.png Homer, your next task is to spread germs at salad bars around town.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No way! It violates my morals to have anything to do with salad! And you don't make brainwashed followers with salad.
Tapped Out Recruiter Icon.png Then you can always clean more bathrooms.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Isn't there a faster way to ascend to the spaceship?
Tapped Out Recruiter Icon.png Well, sure. You could always star in an action movie, become an international icon, and use your platform to promote the views of the Movementarians.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png As long as it doesn't involve salad.
Task: Collect Cult Pamplets [x125]
Task: Make Homer Star in an Action Movie (4h, Film Set, Wild West Film Set, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studio, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has Patty: Task: Make Patty Ascend the Movementarian Ranks (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has Selma: Task: Make Selma Ascend the Movementarian Ranks (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Recruiter Icon.png Bad news, Homer. Your international box office was disappointing. We can only advance you one level.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What about the streaming revenues?
Tapped Out Recruiter Icon.png Those are a complete black box.
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Speaking of Homer being an international disappointment, Patty and I are Level Three now and we'll be your supervisors.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *gasp*
Tapped Out Patty Icon.png Fan me with some pamphlets, Level Two-ling!
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png Massage my feet with the F-reader!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There has to be another way to the spaceship!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Space Cadet Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Space Cadet Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homie, we're home!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homie?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mom, there's a note here from Dad.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *reading* "My dearest Marge. By the time you read this, I'll be in space. But don't worry, they probably have time machines in space so I'll come back before you even read this. Turn around, I'm right behind you."
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png He's not there, just keep reading.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *reading* "Oh, am I not behind you? In that case, I met a beautiful alien girl and we've started a family. But you'll always be my first love. Sincerely, Homie. PS: Maggie is in the hammock."
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *reading* "PPS: The Movementarians are coming over for Christmas — to recruit you and the kids. Don't join, it's a bunch of baloney."
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png *poking head through the window* Did I hear you say Movementarians? Why, those zealots make my blood boil.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Ned, will you help me go save Homer from a cult again?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Sure thing, neighborino!
Task: Collect Cult Pamplets [x150]
Task: Make Marge Follow the Spaceship (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has Ned: Task: Make Ned Follow the Spaceship (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Space Cadet Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Space Cadet Pt. 4:
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png Homer, I've heard good things of your recruiting efforts with the ad truck.
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png It seems you're to thank for us finally nailing that 4-11 demographic. Soon we'll move onto the all-important 18-49.
Tapped Out Recruiter Icon.png It's time, Homer, for your next ascension ceremony.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And then I get to fly the spaceship?
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png Uh, no. But you get this cool badge on your robe.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ooh, can I tap it to talk to other people on the spaceship like an intercom?
Tapped Out The Leader Icon.png No, but that's not a bad idea. Can we make that happen?
Tapped Out Recruiter Icon.png I'll get right on it, sir.
Task: Collect Cult Pamplets [x125]
Task: Make Homer Ascend (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has The Leader: Task: Make The Leader Review Badge Intercom Prototypes (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Recruiter Icon.png *answering door* Yes, can I help you?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'm looking for my husband, Homer.
Tapped Out Recruiter Icon.png Homer? Sorry, don't know him.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I know he's here! Let me in!
Tapped Out Recruiter Icon.png Look, lady. There's no Homer Simpson here, now scram.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well now...I never mentioned his last name.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Oldest trick in the book, and you walked right into it.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20