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*'''September 23''': Milhouse's cousin Annika comes to town and upsets the natural order of the playground – now up is down, 2 + 2 = Fudge, and Milhouse is COOL?! Bart must restore balance to the schoolyard and take Milhouse down a few pegs (a job usually done by Milhouse himself). Will the other kids see Milhouse for the dweeb he is? Will Bart finally prove that dating your cousin is a bad idea? Honestly, we thought the severely inbred Royal House of Hapsburgs proved that one already… | *'''September 23''': Milhouse's cousin Annika comes to town and upsets the natural order of the playground – now up is down, 2 + 2 = Fudge, and Milhouse is COOL?! Bart must restore balance to the schoolyard and take Milhouse down a few pegs (a job usually done by Milhouse himself). Will the other kids see Milhouse for the dweeb he is? Will Bart finally prove that dating your cousin is a bad idea? Honestly, we thought the severely inbred Royal House of Hapsburgs proved that one already… | ||
::If you're looking for mainstream, you're in the wrong place. If you're looking for Main Street, you're two blocks away. Get Groovetone Records today. | ::If you're looking for mainstream, you're in the wrong place. If you're looking for Main Street, you're two blocks away. Get Groovetone Records today. | ||
| − | :::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|All This Jazz}} page! | + | :::Defonzo "Skinny" Palmer prefers his new jazz name over his old jazz name Defonzo "To Be Determined" Palmer. |
| + | ::::The moon's out at Springfield Memorial Bridge, perfect for somber saxophonin' if you're Bleeding Gums, or less somber body dumpin' if you're Fat Tony. | ||
| + | :::::Whether you're into the blues or a paler sickly green color, this hot spot's for you. | ||
| + | ::::::Find all about the newest event in the {{TOCU|All This Jazz}} page! | ||
<noinclude>[[Category:Templates]]</noinclude> | <noinclude>[[Category:Templates]]</noinclude> | ||
Revision as of 06:34, October 1, 2020
- September 23: Milhouse's cousin Annika comes to town and upsets the natural order of the playground – now up is down, 2 + 2 = Fudge, and Milhouse is COOL?! Bart must restore balance to the schoolyard and take Milhouse down a few pegs (a job usually done by Milhouse himself). Will the other kids see Milhouse for the dweeb he is? Will Bart finally prove that dating your cousin is a bad idea? Honestly, we thought the severely inbred Royal House of Hapsburgs proved that one already…
- If you're looking for mainstream, you're in the wrong place. If you're looking for Main Street, you're two blocks away. Get Groovetone Records today.
- Defonzo "Skinny" Palmer prefers his new jazz name over his old jazz name Defonzo "To Be Determined" Palmer.
- The moon's out at Springfield Memorial Bridge, perfect for somber saxophonin' if you're Bleeding Gums, or less somber body dumpin' if you're Fat Tony.
- Whether you're into the blues or a paler sickly green color, this hot spot's for you.
- Find all about the newest event in the All This Jazz page!
- Whether you're into the blues or a paler sickly green color, this hot spot's for you.
- The moon's out at Springfield Memorial Bridge, perfect for somber saxophonin' if you're Bleeding Gums, or less somber body dumpin' if you're Fat Tony.
- Defonzo "Skinny" Palmer prefers his new jazz name over his old jazz name Defonzo "To Be Determined" Palmer.
- If you're looking for mainstream, you're in the wrong place. If you're looking for Main Street, you're two blocks away. Get Groovetone Records today.
