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Kent Brockman's Top 40

Comic Story information Released: Winter 1993 Comic series: Simpsons Illustrated Pages: 1

Kent Brockman's Top 40 is a Simpsons Illustrated list first printed in Simpsons Illustrated #8.

Description[edit]

Kent Brockman lists his top forty.

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1. Doing that really sincere thing with my voice
2. The fact that I get to sit in a comfy chair in an air-conditioned studio reading copy written by someone else and still consider myself a journalist
3. My hairstylist
4. Live remotes
5. My makeup girl
6. Sound bites
7. Bantering with the weatherman
8. Breaking into the crucial play of a football game with a special bulletin
9. My trench coat
10. Satellite hookups
11. Plane crashes
12. Touching human interest stories about celebrities who have overcome adversity
13. Pontificating
14. The lottery
15. Walter Cronkite
16. Teleprompters
17. Commercial breaks
18. My manicurist
19. Media bias
20. Buying red ties in bulk
21. Tornadoes
22. Earthquakes
23. Floods
24. Famine
25. Pestilence
26. Acts of God
27. Stories about cute little performing animals
28. Pretending to read from those blank sheets of paper I hold in my hands
29. Doing "news" stories about our own network programming
30. My company expense account
31. The limelight
32. Women who recognize me in bars
33. Connie Chung
34. Polishing my Emmys
35. My "quiet time" in the limo on the way to the studio
36. Kicking Channel 4's butt during sweeps week
37. My masseuse
38. Infotainment
39. Feeling the nation's pulse
40. My paycheck

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