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Difference between revisions of "Grampa Simpson's Great Sandwich Caper!/Quotes"

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:'''[[Grampa]]:''' So where was I?
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} So where was I?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [SIGH] You were telling us about a sandwich you ate back in 1956...
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} [SIGH] You were telling us about a sandwich you ate back in 1956...
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Right! Well, I didn't have any money, so I traded my shoelaces for it! Granted, I wasn't wearing shoelaces at the time... so I borrowed some from a friendly hobo.
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{{qf|Grampa}} Right! Well, I didn't have any money, so I traded my shoelaces for it! Granted, I wasn't wearing shoelaces at the time... so I borrowed some from a friendly hobo.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Ugh. When is mom going to pick us up?
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Ugh. When is mom going to pick us up?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' She's shopping for some skinny jeans that actually fit dad... sot it could be hours!
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{{qf|Lisa}} She's shopping for some skinny jeans that actually fit dad... sot it could be hours!
 
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:'''[[Grampa]]:''' And that ends the tale of the turkey sandwich. The end! [SNORE!]
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{{qf|Grampa}} And that ends the tale of the turkey sandwich. The end! [SNORE!]
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Guess he was destined to tell that sandwich story.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Guess he was destined to tell that sandwich story.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' At least it's over!
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{{qf|Bart}} At least it's over!
 
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:'''[[Deondre the Giant]]:''' Abe, there are thing in life that are worth fighting for! Things like family! Not a sandwich!
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{{qf|[[Deondre the Giant]]}} Abe, there are thing in life that are worth fighting for! Things like family! Not a sandwich!
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' You're one wise giant, fella!
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{{qf|Grampa}} You're one wise giant, fella!
:'''[[Deondre the Giant]]:''' [MUNCH!]
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{{qf|Deondre the Giant}} [MUNCH!]
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' And then i realized that a ham sandwich isn't worth fighting over. But a turkey sandwich definitely is.
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{{qf|Grampa}} And then i realized that a ham sandwich isn't worth fighting over. But a turkey sandwich definitely is.
 
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:'''[[Grampa]]:''' A lot of famous people came into the club my favorite was probably Cannonball Adderley!
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{{qf|Grampa}} A lot of famous people came into the club my favorite was probably Cannonball Adderley!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' The famous Jazz saxophonist?! I never knew that!
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{{qf|Lisa}} The famous Jazz saxophonist?! I never knew that!
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Oh, yes! Cannonball came in all the time!
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{{qf|Grampa}} Oh, yes! Cannonball came in all the time!
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Enough! I can't take this anymore! Grampa, I appreciate that you want to share your history with us. But none of this ever happened!!
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{{qf|Lisa}} Enough! I can't take this anymore! Grampa, I appreciate that you want to share your history with us. But none of this ever happened!!
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' [SIGH] You'r right, Lisa. I guess I tell stories to that maybe you'll stick around. I thought you kids would want to spend more time with me if I my stories were as entertaining as possible.
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{{qf|Grampa}} [SIGH] You'r right, Lisa. I guess I tell stories to that maybe you'll stick around. I thought you kids would want to spend more time with me if I my stories were as entertaining as possible.

Revision as of 09:32, May 9, 2021



Grampa: So where was I?
Lisa: [SIGH] You were telling us about a sandwich you ate back in 1956...
Grampa: Right! Well, I didn't have any money, so I traded my shoelaces for it! Granted, I wasn't wearing shoelaces at the time... so I borrowed some from a friendly hobo.
Bart: Ugh. When is mom going to pick us up?
Lisa: She's shopping for some skinny jeans that actually fit dad... sot it could be hours!

Grampa: And that ends the tale of the turkey sandwich. The end! [SNORE!]
Lisa: Guess he was destined to tell that sandwich story.
Bart: At least it's over!

Deondre the Giant: Abe, there are thing in life that are worth fighting for! Things like family! Not a sandwich!
Grampa: You're one wise giant, fella!
Deondre the Giant: [MUNCH!]
Grampa: And then i realized that a ham sandwich isn't worth fighting over. But a turkey sandwich definitely is.

Grampa: A lot of famous people came into the club my favorite was probably Cannonball Adderley!
Lisa: The famous Jazz saxophonist?! I never knew that!
Grampa: Oh, yes! Cannonball came in all the time!

Lisa: Enough! I can't take this anymore! Grampa, I appreciate that you want to share your history with us. But none of this ever happened!!
Grampa: [SIGH] You'r right, Lisa. I guess I tell stories to that maybe you'll stick around. I thought you kids would want to spend more time with me if I my stories were as entertaining as possible.