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::Why use a concert hologram when you can just bring someone back from the dead? Get [[Bleeding Gums Murphy]] in the store today! | ::Why use a concert hologram when you can just bring someone back from the dead? Get [[Bleeding Gums Murphy]] in the store today! | ||
:::Are you a rocker? An opera connoisseur? A jazz finger-snapper? Well there’s something for everybody in the Music Mystery Boxes! | :::Are you a rocker? An opera connoisseur? A jazz finger-snapper? Well there’s something for everybody in the Music Mystery Boxes! | ||
| − | ::::Finish Act 1 today to get the Sungazer Studios where your music dreams of stardom are guaranteed to come true*. | + | ::::Finish Act 1 today to get the Sungazer Studios where your music dreams of stardom are guaranteed to come true*. *Guarantee not a guarantee |
| + | ::Do you hear voices? Beautiful voices? You’re not crazy. That’s just Leon Kompowsky singing like an angel. Get him and New Bedlam in the store! | ||
| + | :::Weird Al Yankovic’s in town to discover his latest hit, and no song is safe! Play today before this post gets parodied by the great accordion genius. | ||
| + | ::::Pop over to the Pop Stage (unpopped on the prize track) and get popping with popcorn and pop music! *We get paid per pop. | ||
| + | :::::Rockstar Maggie is back and ready to rock the Hyperstadium! Unlock both in the Music Mystery Box! This rave just got 100% more pacifiers. | ||
| + | ::::::Lounge around with Springfield’s elite by grabbing the Snub Club – a club so exclusive its own members aren’t allowed inside. | ||
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Homerpalooza}} page! | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU|Homerpalooza}} page! | ||
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Revision as of 03:16, August 24, 2017
- August 1st: The stage is set, the musicians are coming, and the port-o-potties are only mildly repulsive! Get ready for Springfield’s biggest party today!
- Why use a concert hologram when you can just bring someone back from the dead? Get Bleeding Gums Murphy in the store today!
- Are you a rocker? An opera connoisseur? A jazz finger-snapper? Well there’s something for everybody in the Music Mystery Boxes!
- Finish Act 1 today to get the Sungazer Studios where your music dreams of stardom are guaranteed to come true*. *Guarantee not a guarantee
- Are you a rocker? An opera connoisseur? A jazz finger-snapper? Well there’s something for everybody in the Music Mystery Boxes!
- Do you hear voices? Beautiful voices? You’re not crazy. That’s just Leon Kompowsky singing like an angel. Get him and New Bedlam in the store!
- Weird Al Yankovic’s in town to discover his latest hit, and no song is safe! Play today before this post gets parodied by the great accordion genius.
- Pop over to the Pop Stage (unpopped on the prize track) and get popping with popcorn and pop music! *We get paid per pop.
- Rockstar Maggie is back and ready to rock the Hyperstadium! Unlock both in the Music Mystery Box! This rave just got 100% more pacifiers.
- Lounge around with Springfield’s elite by grabbing the Snub Club – a club so exclusive its own members aren’t allowed inside.
- Rockstar Maggie is back and ready to rock the Hyperstadium! Unlock both in the Music Mystery Box! This rave just got 100% more pacifiers.
- Pop over to the Pop Stage (unpopped on the prize track) and get popping with popcorn and pop music! *We get paid per pop.
- Weird Al Yankovic’s in town to discover his latest hit, and no song is safe! Play today before this post gets parodied by the great accordion genius.
- Find all about the new event in the Homerpalooza page!
- Why use a concert hologram when you can just bring someone back from the dead? Get Bleeding Gums Murphy in the store today!
