Difference between revisions of "Hot Air Buffoon/Quotes"

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Lisa: Stay back, Bart! This is my science fair project, and I don't want you touching it.

Bart: C'mon, Lis. Milhouse and I just want to help. Hey! Let's go for a ride.

Lisa: Absolutely not! I'm just testing the flame apparatus and the balloon fabric to make sure it will fly a the science fair.

Bart: Fly? I'll help you make it fly all right.

Milhouse: Me, too!

Lisa: Wait, wait. You don't understand.

Bart: It's amazing, we can see all of Springfield from here. This balloon rules. You deserve an A+, Lisa.

Lisa: Thanks, Bart. You're a moron.

Bart: Hey, I just said something nice, and you call me a moron! What for?

Lisa: Because not only can we see all of Springfield Squidport, which means... we're heading out over the water!

Bart: Can you climb up the rope?

Milhouse: Uh, I don't think so. I'm too scared, too weak, and my palms are too sweaty.

Lisa: Oh no. Hold on, Milhouse! He's not going to last much longer down there.

Bart: You're right. I got us all into this mess, so It's up to me to get us out of it. I'm gonna go get him.

Lisa: Bart, this may be the bravest think I've ever seen anybody do.

Bart: Yeah, yeah, I'm a hero. Please don't accidentally push me to my death. If I don't make it, tell mom I love here.

Lisa: And dad?

Bart: Tell him I said he eats too much.

Bart: Hey, Lis. I don't think I can hold on much longer. You need to get us back on the ground, quick!

Lisa: The quickest solution I can think of is to crash!

Bart: Uh... keep reading!

Milhouse: Sorry about ruining your science fair project, Lisa.

Bart: Yeah, sorry.

Lisa: Ruined? Our flight in my homemade balloon is going to be all over the news! I'll get an A+ for use. Maybe even a scholarship!

Bart: Scholarship? I think all that thin air affected Lisa's brain.

Milhouse: Hmmm. Maybe it was the thin air that made her slap me!

Lisa: Yeah, Milhouse, that was probably it.