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Lisa: Remind me why I'm not telling mom and dad that you are heading to France with an improper chaperone.

Bart: Because I promised to bring you back a size "o" evening gown from Claudie Pierlot, maker of fashions which are stunningly simple.

Lisa: [SIGH]... oh, right. Something that a young Frenchwoman might wear while accompanying her struggling artist boyfriend along the banks of the seine or out to the theaters des Champs-Élysées to see a scandalous performance of Stravinsky's "Le Sacre du Printemps." Ah, to be in love in Paris.

Ugolin: Maurice, my trusty mule, how we have missed you.

Sideshow Bob: There is no time for a tearful reunion, Ugolin. You must get out of those clothes. We have very little time. Just put those on and I'll explain everything on the way.

Sideshow Bob: I must admit, I learned most of my French from reading Moliere and singing the score to "Les Miserables." I'm prepared to speak a language that we all understand very well.

Cesar: Sacre bleu!

Ugolin: Ow much eeze zere?

Sideshow Bob: Two million francs in gold! All yours if you accomplish the task for which you have been hired.

Cesar: But why us?

Sideshow Bob: Because, you see, gentlemen, we have something in common.

Ugolin & Cesar: GASP!

Bart: Come on, Milhouse, you've been staring at that painting for twenty minutes!

Milhouse: She's naked, Bart! Just like that picture your mom painted of Mr. Burns... only not creepy!

Bart: C'mon, Milhouse, we're here to see the technological progress that a boy's best friend has achieved through they years.

Milhouse: There they are, Bart.

Bart: Ay caramba! Either I'm hallucinating from the thin air or that man in the cloak is... Sideshow Bob!! What you doing in France?

Sideshow Bob: Bonjour, Bart. Perhaps you are not familiar with the foreign prisoners exchange program.