Difference between revisions of "Dolls Well That Ends Well/Quotes"

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Lisa: Good morning, everybody! Can you guess what day today is?

Homer: Is it my birthday? Please say yes!

Marge: Oh, I hope it's not "national blueberry day!" I just made banana pancakes!

Bart: Is it "Lisa a dork day?"

Lisa: It's "Take your daughter to work day!"

Lisa: I'm so excited to go to the nuclear power plant! This must be what Nobel Prize-winning chemist Marie Curie felt like as she sought to unravel the mysteries of the atom! Minus the crippling radiation sickness, of couse.

Clancy Wiggum: Ralphie loves his new doll! He didn't have to sleep with his light on for once!

Apu: Yes, and that doll kept my hot dogs extra-warm all night long!

Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Your doll gave me a tan! I feel like a Hollywood movie star!

Mr. Burns: Marge, will you be my partner in the doll business and love these dolls for as long as we all shall glow?

Marge: I do.

Lisa: Oh, mom. That's terrible!

Marge: And it's all my fault! I never should have gone into business with that evil man! And now I'm trapped! [SOB!] Mr. Burns will never stopp production!

Lisa: Hmmm... I've got! Remember when we read "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" together?

Marge: As I recall your father ate the book before we could finish!

Homer: Mmm... delicious chocolaty fiction.

Lisa: Well, that book has given me just the ticket to get out of this mess. A golden ticket, in fact! Me thinks Roald Dahl can rid us of these dolls!

Bart: Yeah, If that was some kind of play on words, It was totally lost on me.