Difference between revisions of "Burp Contest/Quotes"
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:'''Marge:''' What are you kids doing now? | :'''Marge:''' What are you kids doing now? | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' We're having a ... ''[burp noise]'' contest, Mom. |
:'''Marge:''' What? | :'''Marge:''' What? | ||
:'''Lisa:''' We're having a burp contest, Mom. | :'''Lisa:''' We're having a burp contest, Mom. | ||
:'''Marge:''' Well, knock it off. I do not allow burping in this house. (leaves) | :'''Marge:''' Well, knock it off. I do not allow burping in this house. (leaves) | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' I love Mom... |
:'''Lisa:''' But ... | :'''Lisa:''' But ... | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' The show must go on. |
:'''Marge:''' Bart! | :'''Marge:''' Bart! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' ''[his mouth shut]'' What? |
:'''Marge:''' What did I say about burping? | :'''Marge:''' What did I say about burping? | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' ''[shrugs, his mouth shut]'' I dunno. |
:'''Marge:''' I said, no burping. And when I say no burping, what do I mean? | :'''Marge:''' I said, no burping. And when I say no burping, what do I mean? | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' ''[his mouth shut]'' No burping. |
:'''Marge:''' That's right. No burping. I know you won't disappoint me. | :'''Marge:''' That's right. No burping. I know you won't disappoint me. | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' Watch this. The burp champion of the world. ''[burps again]'' |
:'''Marge:''' Burp, I mean, Bart, are you burping again? | :'''Marge:''' Burp, I mean, Bart, are you burping again? | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' Maybe. |
:'''Marge:''' What is it with this burping? Why? What's the thrill? | :'''Marge:''' What is it with this burping? Why? What's the thrill? | ||
:'''Lisa:''' It's fun. | :'''Lisa:''' It's fun. | ||
:'''Marge:''' It's crude. It's vulgar. It's, it's impolite. And, and it's nauseating. *leaves the room* | :'''Marge:''' It's crude. It's vulgar. It's, it's impolite. And, and it's nauseating. *leaves the room* | ||
:'''Lisa:''' That's what I said. It's fun. | :'''Lisa:''' That's what I said. It's fun. | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' I'm still the burp champion of the world. |
:'''Maggie:''' *makes a higher pitched burp* | :'''Maggie:''' *makes a higher pitched burp* | ||
:'''Lisa:''' Bart, meet the new champ. | :'''Lisa:''' Bart, meet the new champ. | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' Watch this! ''[burps twice]'' |
:'''Lisa:''' Oh yeah? ''[burps thrice]'' | :'''Lisa:''' Oh yeah? ''[burps thrice]'' | ||
:'''Marge:''' How many times do I have to tell you kids? I absolutely forbid burping in this household. | :'''Marge:''' How many times do I have to tell you kids? I absolutely forbid burping in this household. | ||
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:'''Homer:''' Oops. Pardon my French, heh heh heh. | :'''Homer:''' Oops. Pardon my French, heh heh heh. | ||
:'''Lisa:''' Thanks, Dad. | :'''Lisa:''' Thanks, Dad. | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' Good one, Dad. |
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- Marge: What are you kids doing now?
- Bart: We're having a ... [burp noise] contest, Mom.
- Marge: What?
- Lisa: We're having a burp contest, Mom.
- Marge: Well, knock it off. I do not allow burping in this house. (leaves)
- Bart: I love Mom...
- Lisa: But ...
- Bart: The show must go on.
- Marge: Bart!
- Bart: [his mouth shut] What?
- Marge: What did I say about burping?
- Bart: [shrugs, his mouth shut] I dunno.
- Marge: I said, no burping. And when I say no burping, what do I mean?
- Bart: [his mouth shut] No burping.
- Marge: That's right. No burping. I know you won't disappoint me.
- Bart: Watch this. The burp champion of the world. [burps again]
- Marge: Burp, I mean, Bart, are you burping again?
- Bart: Maybe.
- Marge: What is it with this burping? Why? What's the thrill?
- Lisa: It's fun.
- Marge: It's crude. It's vulgar. It's, it's impolite. And, and it's nauseating. *leaves the room*
- Lisa: That's what I said. It's fun.
- Bart: I'm still the burp champion of the world.
- Maggie: *makes a higher pitched burp*
- Lisa: Bart, meet the new champ.
- Bart: Watch this! [burps twice]
- Lisa: Oh yeah? [burps thrice]
- Marge: How many times do I have to tell you kids? I absolutely forbid burping in this household.
- Homer: How's it goin', everybody? *burps heavily*
- Homer: Oops. Pardon my French, heh heh heh.
- Lisa: Thanks, Dad.
- Bart: Good one, Dad.
| Shorts Season 1 Quotes | ||
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| Good Night • Watching Television • Bart Jumps • Babysitting Maggie • The Pacifier • Burp Contest • Eating Dinner |
