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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Milhouse, is that the new issue of "Radioactive Man?" | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Milhouse, is that the new issue of "Radioactive Man?" | ||
| − | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' No, I bought the classic comic of "Cyrano de | + | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' No, I bought the classic comic of "Cyrano de Bergerac" by mistkae. |
:'''Bart:''' Cyrano de who...? | :'''Bart:''' Cyrano de who...? | ||
:'''Milhouse:''' It's about this guy who like a girl and gets another guy to tell him what to say her. | :'''Milhouse:''' It's about this guy who like a girl and gets another guy to tell him what to say her. | ||
:'''Bart:''' So? | :'''Bart:''' So? | ||
| − | :'''Milhouse:''' So, you've gotta help me, Bart! If you tell me what Lisa likes, | + | :'''Milhouse:''' So, you've gotta help me, Bart! If you tell me what Lisa likes, I'll be able to talk to her. Then she might like me, too! |
:'''Bart:''' Okay, but it'll cost ya. | :'''Bart:''' Okay, but it'll cost ya. | ||
Revision as of 00:50, March 30, 2015
- Bart: Hey, Milhouse, is that the new issue of "Radioactive Man?"
- Milhouse: No, I bought the classic comic of "Cyrano de Bergerac" by mistkae.
- Bart: Cyrano de who...?
- Milhouse: It's about this guy who like a girl and gets another guy to tell him what to say her.
- Bart: So?
- Milhouse: So, you've gotta help me, Bart! If you tell me what Lisa likes, I'll be able to talk to her. Then she might like me, too!
- Bart: Okay, but it'll cost ya.
- Lisa: Milhouse, what are you doing out here?
- Milhouse: Uh, hi, Lisa I was just thinking about ponies, and boy bands... and how dreamy Tommy from N'Style is.
- Lisa: Milhouse, are you feeling okay?
- Milhouse: Nothing that playing my saxophone wouldn't cure.
- Lisa: You don't play the sax.
- Milhouse: Wow, it really worked! She talked to me for three whole minutes! Imagine if I'd read the actual book!
- Bart: Man, you'd still be just as pathetic.
